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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCRw6kxVis

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


CODChimera posted:

so is this going to be straightforward or will it be like Iowa because i still don't know what the official word is on that one

fairly straightforward. unlike the backwards tinpot bullshit-tatorship of IA or another caucus state, NH uses paper ballots and is a straight-up primary

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Tetracube posted:

What's stopping them from dumping Bernie votes into a shredder though

when you vote you place the ballot in the scanner so it's read immediately. The paper is there for backup

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


mad.radhu posted:

I think this is somewhat likely tbh

10% of the vote comes in, they say they need to do "quality control" again, the rat declares victory

I mean, they might try it but it won't fly

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Gringostar posted:

lol you think this

rat boy declared victory with like 70% of the votes counted in iowa and the media 100% reported it as factual

as a near lifelong resident of NH I've seen other people try to gently caress around. it doesn't work like you think it will.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Nonsense posted:

hearing NH voters on msnbc is loving wild so delusional.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Harrow posted:

lol I started just in time to hear a woman calling out MSNBC's anti-Bernie cynicism and saying it pushed her to vote for Bernie

extremely blessed click I guess

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Gringostar posted:

not a hempshire

unfortunately

we rate that three pinocchios

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


emdash posted:

how predictive is the first NH exit polling that apparently comes in 25 mins

generally not very, unless it shows berno in a landslide win

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Barry Convex posted:

Ugggggghhhh stressing out here

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


An arzy a day keeps the sane thoughts at bay

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


C'mon just push one of the two shithead viables under, cmooon

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Joementum posted:

MSNBC showing Salem, the quintessential Masshole refuge suburb at 28 Rat / 24 Bernie


that's really good news for Bernie

No town where Bernie is under 50% is good news. I wanna see the rats driven from NH

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


here is what i want to have happen tonight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np1TwAMBdrU&t=3s

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I absolutely refuse to believe the seacoast is leaning Butt.

Shenanigans. Shenanigans!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


gently caress I'm arzying, CD1 is going a baaaaaad way

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Scionix posted:

so is liz gonna endorse bernie after she drops out or double down and endorse pete or something

She'll endorse buttchug because she's a loving ghoul

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Communist Thoughts posted:

i havent closely paid attention to american elections since 2008, what would that mean?

Riots

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I loving hate my state and everyone in it

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


bawfuls posted:

How we feeling about Klob also getting delegates and thus reducing Bernie’s delegate haul here? Doesn’t matter?

loving HATE IT

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Fabricated posted:

what the hell is taking so long

also- does NH do the thing where if you're still in line you can still vote

sometimes they recount paper ballots because of jams and stuff. also to your second point: yes.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I absolutely refuse to believe that a county with 16,000 college students didn't break Sanders.

There is absolutely no loving way that's real

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


triple sulk posted:

anyone voting for pete has honest to god brain damage

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Tom Guycot posted:

They also changed the laws since 2016 so you need a NH drivers license to vote, so any college students originally from out of state have a much harder time voting.

There is a DMV right on the same road (rt. 4) within maybe a 2 minute drive, and a driving test facility on the edge of campus. Also, in NH you can just waltz up to city hall, say "I live here now" and that's that.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Tom Guycot posted:

Like all voter suppression, its not there to stop people, just to decrease the turnout. Thats enough extra steps for a lot of people to just go 'gently caress it' and stay home.

actually i misremembered, you don't even need a driver's license, you just need to sign an affidavit that you are who you say you are

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Tom Guycot posted:

They were saying they changed it this year though so you do need a NH drivers license.

At least thats what talking heads were saying earlier.

You don't.

Source: am from NH, voted.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


way too close for comfort. gently caress i hate my statesmen

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Presenting Nipples posted:

That’s not very close at all.

look it's not 100,000 to 0 okay

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Polo-Rican posted:

How the gently caress did Warren get less than half of klobbs votes. Really!! Help me understand this

NH hates the gently caress outta MA and it's not subtle at all. She was never going to do well there.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Pollyanna posted:

Also I predict Bernie gets maybe all of the Super Tuesday states.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Sir Tonk posted:

sanders going to get 69k votes in NH

nice

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


lmao IA gonna lose their caucus

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I want all of NH to hold a party celebrating the demise of that caucus

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