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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm looking forward to an Iowa level ratfuckup in all 49 remaining states

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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wasn't the poll that showed Butt and Bernie even from an organization funded by Buttigieg lmao

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Basically there's only two possible outcomes
1. Bernie ratfucked, Pete wins
2. Bernie ratfucked, wins anyway

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jewel Repetition posted:

Not sure if it was funded by him but the organization was at least intensely rooting for him

Breaking: C-Spam polls report Bernie 100%, Pete 0%

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TropicalCoke posted:

What time do votes start coming in

Results start trickling in at 7 with the final results coming in next week and the corrections potentially coming in April

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jewel Repetition posted:

One thing I would like everyone to know is that it would be much, much harder to ratfuck Bernie tonight than it was in Iowa, both because primaries are straight votes instead of an arcane multi-round system, and because this primary is a state election and loving with it is actually illegal, unlike in caucuses

What's stopping them from dumping Bernie votes into a shredder though

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Weedle posted:

7 is when we see pete leading by three points with 13% reporting and start melting down

Which is also when CNN declares total Pete victory

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Bad news everyone, with 0% reporting it's undeniable that Buttigieg has won again

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

AtlasIntel (dot org). founded by ex-Harvard, ex-McKinsey

The name "Atlas Intel" sounds about as shady as "Shadow inc."

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gumball Gumption posted:

I don't think New Hampshire will be a rat gently caress because it's harder to rig and they don't need to gently caress with all of them. They'll gently caress with the other caucuses and maybe some stuff on super Tuesday I'm the hopes that it will get lost in the noise.

They need to ratfuck NH or the rat loses momentum and plummets like Biden

It's the most important state to stop Bernie, until the next state, when Buttigieg needs another ratfuck to maintain his momentum again (and so on for all the rest)

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I want to see what they have on Bernie

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

albany academy posted:

Lol 1% reporting

Seems like enough to call it for Klob

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Heath posted:

All I'm asking is for Mayor Pete to cry tonight

the only emotion he feels is rage

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

the face of a man who knows he will soon have to say goodbye to his family as he is executed in central park by bernie's communist regime

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Doorknob Slobber posted:

she never believed in anything

more accurately she burned all her bridges and got rewarded with nothing

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

:?

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

802.11weed posted:

its cute and how i feel,

oh, valid

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
what can I do for you, o DNC

I needa monsta ta klobber dat der bernie

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://twitter.com/CascadianSolo/status/1227398901654642689

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

En Garde Motherfuckers posted:

Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

that's what I've been saying!!!!

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
man gently caress this I'm not gonna freak out with like 30% reporting lol

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Deified Data posted:

I guess this is what people watching last week's polls saw coming. Pete's numbers certainly aren't fake.

unless the his vote totals are also fake lol

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Serf posted:

it cannot be stressed enough, if we get a contested convention its over. the party will not accept bernie

shhhh just remember the timelines

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
surprise 69,420 votes from gently caress county just came in & they're all for buttigieg, get ready for president butt

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
how will bernie ever recover from his second devastating win

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

warren's non-viability tonight is good, but it says volumes that her drop has coincided with klobb's rise

klobb cornering the Karens

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mrmcd posted:

Warren needs to drop the gently caress out now. She's not winning poo poo and doing nothing but sapping delegates from Bernie.

she has no choice, her soul belongs to abuela now

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
god why the gently caress did I come back to this thread before 100% of results were in

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

second places can reshape the race- and klob's in 2nd place for 2nd place, which means she can reshape the race twice as much

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
buzzfeed just called it... for Jeb!

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

nevada is shaping up to make iowa look fair by comparison

buckle the gently caress up lol

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

U-DO Burger posted:

for nevada i am going to just turn my phone off and play yakuza all night

just all night? the results won't be called for a month at least

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I will probably always think of chris matthews as "the guy who thinks bernie's going to execute him in central park"

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lmao biden

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Water Resistant posted:

He's only winning because the moderate vote is split. If that split can continue for another couple of months then he'll probably be able to get the nomination wrapped up.

But I think the moderate wing, which so far appears to be quite a lot larger than Bernie's, will consolidate around either Pete or Amy. Then he'll be in real trouble. He's only barely winning pluralities and isn't close to majorities. So yeah, Bernie fans should be Arzying at this point. But in the other hand Trump made it to the nomination thanks to a split party, so recent history is on Bernie's side.

warren collapsed, biden collapsed, pete and amy front-loaded the poo poo out of their campaigns

go away lol

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1227441327551500290

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

finally figured out who she reminds me of:

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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My mentor, Barack Obama, trained me in the ways of the presidency for many years in his mountaintop monastery

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