owlhawk911 posted:

the most poignant shopping checkout i ever participated in was an older man buying a big ol cucumber and a bottle of hand lotion. it's ~11pm and he gazes lustfully at the cuke the whole time we're waiting in line. never looks away. this man is horny for a cucumber and he cannot lie. shy little smile at the cashier when he goes to pay, she's trying to be polite and not quite holding back a disgusted lip curl. i'm high as hell and the whole scene is extra vivid/funny to me. "at least someone's having fun tonight" i say to her when it's my turn to pay, and she just gives me a look of hate. she hates her job, she hates the cucumber man, and she hates me too. she tells me my total, and i pay and leave with my chips, soda, blunt wrap and a poo poo-eating grin