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Goons Are Gifts

A cheap bottle of wine, some lube and some bandages did raise some eyebrows, although they didn't know that I was just shopping for my boss and wanted to refill my first aid kit in general.


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Goons Are Gifts

The very second I see someone buy toilet paper I begin constructing a mental image of them pooping in desparation, regretting their nutrition choices from before, sweating, praying and begging any God for mercy.

Thank God I almost got control of my urge to speak out my thoughts in public by now.


Goons Are Gifts

Four bottles of cola, two packs of Mentos, a single ski mask

Who's gonna laugh once I robbed that bank without a single firearm


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xcheopis posted:

Oh, come on! Who the h*ck eats diet mentos?!?

One ski mask please, extra slim


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