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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

might go to subway and not get a subway

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MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !
The footlong cookie thing is 1,440 calories by itself and is $5 bucks where I am. Sounds like a cheap way to commit suicide from diabetic shock

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Subway must be one of the worst fast food jobs you can possibly have now.

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

MREBoy posted:

The footlong cookie thing is 1,440 calories by itself and is $5 bucks where I am. Sounds like a cheap way to commit suicide from diabetic shock

That’s about as many calories as a gallon of skim milk

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I'd rather die by cookie.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i don't want a pretzel unless they add nacho cheese, dipping one in a sub dressing is weird

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo
I want Subway to die so that there are countless barren husks of sandwich shops waiting to be filled by worthy successors

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Snazzy Frocks posted:

I want Subway to die so that there are countless barren husks of sandwich shops waiting to be filled by worthy successors

The ones around here are turning into smoke / vape shops. So more stuff that can kill you is the order of the day.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Anderson Koopa posted:

The ones around here are turning into smoke / vape shops. So more stuff that can kill you is the order of the day.

Vape shops are pretty similar to subway in that they pop up to fill any open commercial space and die back to sustainable numbers over time.

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Minds will be blown when Subway introduces the pretzel foot long pretzel bun for a slight surcharge.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Subway should sell vape stuff.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i don't want a pretzel unless they add nacho cheese, dipping one in a sub dressing is weird

the one around me doesnt even have hot mustard

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GateOfD
Jan 31, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 18 days!)

Mustard sucks anyway

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

GateOfD posted:

Mustard sucks anyway

What

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Philthy posted:

Subway should sell vape stuff.

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

GateOfD posted:

Mustard sucks anyway

Didn’t know my picky rear end wife had an account

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Rick posted:

Subway must be one of the worst fast food jobs you can possibly have now.

They don’t have a deep fryer, so I guess there’s less of a chance for disfiguring burns.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i feel like the lower the barrier to entry / franchise cost, the more annoying working for the place would be

THAT WAS ONE SALAME TOO MANY, ARE YOU TRYING TO BANKRUPT US?

GateOfD
Jan 31, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 18 days!)

i think the perfect low barrier to entry franchise is Auntie Annes, revenue not too huge, simple menu, buy in not that crazy.

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eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Worf posted:

i feel like the lower the barrier to entry / franchise cost, the more annoying working for the place would be

THAT WAS ONE SALAME TOO MANY, ARE YOU TRYING TO BANKRUPT US?

Wait, now I'm confused.
Is it Salame or Salami, I thought it was the latter.
Have I been wrong this whole time? :stare:

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo
Might be plural/singular. I don't fuckin know though

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Snazzy Frocks posted:

Might be plural/singular. I don't fuckin know though

Salami is plural yes, things that end in I in Italian indicate plural

Idk what exceptions there are bc not Italian

eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Who cares, it's all Turkey/Turki anyway.

e: or Turke/Turkey/Turki :stare:

eightysixed fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Jan 21, 2024

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Got the footlong pretzel as an impulse purchase at the subway at walmart today. So much worse than a mall pretzel, or even the frozen kind you can heat up in your microwave. Very sad.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Somebody out there is addicted to those and is gonna be sad when they can’t get them every day anymore

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !
The Footlong Cookie thing is almost 1500 calories by itself and they are apparently going so fast (or maybe someone seriously underestimated how many they would see) the Subway i'm at already got a "oops ran out" sign from corporate to hang up once we run out. Cookies have already been removed from online ordering to boot. lel.

GateOfD
Jan 31, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 18 days!)

how about the churro though

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

America sucks rear end for having a 1500 cookie ngl

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

MREBoy posted:

The Footlong Cookie thing is almost 1500 calories by itself and they are apparently going so fast (or maybe someone seriously underestimated how many they would see) the Subway i'm at already got a "oops ran out" sign from corporate to hang up once we run out. Cookies have already been removed from online ordering to boot. lel.

Both of the people in front of me ordered it.

Worf posted:

America sucks rear end for having a 1500 cookie ngl

It's literally a foot long. You wouldn't consider a tiramisu to be a 4000 calorie cake just because you didn't cut it.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Worf posted:

America sucks rear end for having a 1500 cookie ngl

the other nations look up at our might and tremble with fear

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Yeah it’s a foot long cookie from subway that I’m sure people aren’t sharing and eat with a soda lmao

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

An entire package of chips ahoy is only 250 calories more than the subway cookie


If u wanted to share or split or save for later a cheap rear end cookie, buying one large one is the worst way to do it and I ain’t gonna pretend people are feeding a family with their single cookie lmao

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Worf posted:

An entire package of chips ahoy is only 250 calories more than the subway cookie


If u wanted to share or split or save for later a cheap rear end cookie, buying one large one is the worst way to do it and I ain’t gonna pretend people are feeding a family with their single cookie lmao

Well it's also the proper food to eat if your best friend Stacy went out with the boy you like even though she totally knows about it and now you're stuck home alone on the night of the big dance!!!

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Happy birthday to u happy birthday tooo uuu

*gingerly slices into cookie after wheezing on candles*

GateOfD
Jan 31, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 18 days!)

problem is it probably doesn't taste good enough to be worth 1500cal

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I don’t think I could eat a foot of cookie in one setting.

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

GateOfD posted:

problem is it probably doesn't taste good enough to be worth 1500cal

That's true for pretty much everything in this subforum :ssh:

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Rick posted:

I don’t think I could eat a foot of cookie in one setting.

Could as in physically, or could as in preserving your dignity?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Is it warm and gooey? Cuz I'd be able to eat that np.

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

ninjoatse.cx posted:

Could as in physically, or could as in preserving your dignity?

Physically. Even cookies I like there seems to be a physical limit.

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

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