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Finger Prince


You have my assault rifle
And my sniper rifle
And my minigun

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"You have my gun!"
"And my gun!"
"And my gun!"

Dammit

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The orcs all use AK47s

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Moria - the party shelters in a dark stone room containing old bones, a well and an ominous warning..."guns...guns in the deep... They are coming"
Pippin, bored, wanders toward the well, idly twirling his pistol. Suddenly, *BANG!* the gun goes off!
The party all turn at once toward the noise. Gandalf curses, "fool of a Took! Shoot yourself next time!".
Then, from the depths of the well can be heard the distant sound of the loading of firearms. The cocking of shotguns and chambering of rounds.

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alnilam posted:

Legolas firing a single shotter and reloading after each shot with incredible speed and perfect precision

He absolutely no-scopes a bolt action sniper rifle to great effect.

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