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Elrond: those aren’t Moon letters, those are serial numbers. Bilbo: Whatever are serial numbers? Elrond: they were written for the Gondolin Wars, when the Feds were trying to go after our guns. Bilbo: So conspiracy theorists? Elrond: the same. |
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Sauron: oh, look! It’s Isildur, with his stupid band of men and Elves and a stupid sword that’s just gonna break! Isildur: Read the thread, bitch! **pulls out a Desert Eagle** KLA-POW! **shoots off Sauron’s fingat** KA-PLOW! **shoots the One Ring into Mount Doom** KLA-PLOW! **shoots Sharon in the head before he could be unmade after the One Ring is melted** That one’s for Pops! Elrond: that’s dark, kid. I like it! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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