What if in LOTR they had guns instead of swords

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Yinlock posted:

gandalf: it's the perfect gun, no one can resist it's power and flawless performance

aragorn: yeah maybe for amateurs

gandalf: first of all,

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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 13:11

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

See this is why I hate this Harry Potter/LOTR influx. I haven't really read either of these since I was in junior high and fans really care about these things

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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 19:06

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I just haven't read them lately. That's all I meant. Geeze.

i am so mad

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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 19:09

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I guess someone who desperately clings to the dead medium of print media would be

brb tossing my desktop out a window,

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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 19:18

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a 3 page poem about ammo variants, and then a 20 page appendix about the invention of barrel rifling

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gimli decapitates an orc, turns to legolas and begins to shout "fi-

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