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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > What if in LOTR they had guns instead of swords
 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 "You have my gun!"
"And my gun!"
"And my gun!"

* # ¿ Feb 11, 2020 23:52
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 01:13
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Macnult posted:

Gimli: I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye, I could d-

Gimli’s Remington Model 700 misfires due to a faulty trigger mechanism that has given the rifle such a notorious controversy. Several injuries and deaths have resulted from this design flaw, the most recent one being a bloodthirsty orc who just finished scaling a castle wall.

Gandalf clutches OrcBlaster, his ancient and powerful Winchester Model 70.

* # ¿ Feb 12, 2020 02:31
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Meanwhile in the town of Lakeville, a guy named Brad just noscoped Smoog the dragon

* # ¿ Feb 12, 2020 19:23
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