ITT we list the crimes of Grindlewald

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Bonaventure: by sebmojo

sodomy

# ? Feb 11, 2020 22:43

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:10

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

selling lvl250 maple story accounts to isis

# ? Feb 11, 2020 22:53

Peg Sliderskew

Grindling walds, when a true wizard walds grindles.

And shoplifting.

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ? Feb 11, 2020 22:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

fart crimes

# ? Feb 11, 2020 23:58

wearing a lampshade

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

fart crimes

off topic but when i was in st johns newfoundland i saw the words "fart crime" spraypainted in 6 feet high letters on a wall near the downtown. never forgotten it.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 00:04

biosterous

blocking the doors on the subway when people were trying to board

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he/him

# ? Feb 12, 2020 01:43

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

the illegal, unconstitutional, and internationally condemned 2003 US invasion and occupation of Iraq under the George W. Bush administration :patriot:

# ? Feb 12, 2020 02:04

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Failing to bring his reusable bags to Wegmans

# ? Feb 12, 2020 02:33

Finger Prince

biosterous posted:

blocking the doors on the subway when people were trying to board

Trying to board the subway before people have had a chance to deboard

# ? Feb 12, 2020 02:37

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Slaughtering the inhabitants of Heorot, mead hall of Hrothgar, son of Halfdan, King of the Danes

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Feb 12, 2020 02:37

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

paying for a slushie at the hogwarts cafeteria in wizard pennies

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:11

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

having sex with a cigarette in the air port bath room

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:15

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

never ashing the bowl before passing in rotation

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:17

Escape From Noise

Skateboarding

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:17

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Lurking without posting

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

racketeering

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:25

biosterous

pretending to be a witch in canada in order to scam someone

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he/him

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:42

The X-man cometh

House Elf Abuse

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:43

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

Kief Richards posted:

Failing to bring his reusable bags to Wegmans

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 05:41

Yinlock

bogarting the joint

# ? Feb 12, 2020 05:57

Escape From Noise

Not properly sorting his recycling.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 06:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Not using his indicator when turning or changing lanes

# ? Feb 12, 2020 07:47

Escape From Noise

Hundreds of dollars in unpaid parking tickets.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 12, 2020 07:50

Escape From Noise

Selling baggies of oregano to teens, but telling them it's weed.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 08:22

Jaguars!

Assault and Basilisk

# ? Feb 12, 2020 11:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Robbing a liquor store with his face covered in sharpie

# ? Feb 12, 2020 12:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

white after labour day

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 12, 2020 13:12

Escape From Noise

Parking in the passenger loading zone

# ? Feb 12, 2020 13:31

biosterous

always taking a penny but never leaving a penny

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he/him

# ? Feb 12, 2020 15:33

take the moon: by sebmojo

not woke enough / too woke

# ? Feb 12, 2020 15:34

Escape From Noise

Getting his salsa from New York City!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:03

Peg Sliderskew

poo poo (into an alternative dimension or something) and run.

Courtesy of Manifisto

# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:05

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

chocolate chip hummus eater

# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:05

Peg Sliderskew

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

chocolate chip hummus eater

This is a thing???

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:05

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

hockey jockey posted:

This is a thing???

i am sorry to do this to you

# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:21

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Getting his salsa from New York City!

get a rope.

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:36

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

possession (the drug kind)

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:37

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

possession (the wizard kind)

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:37

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

loving snakes

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:41

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:10

Peg Sliderskew

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

i am sorry to do this to you

You're dead to me.

Seriously, I must investigate further if only to discover if they still keep the garlic in.

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:42

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