ITT we list the crimes of Grindlewald

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Heather Papps: hello friend

Bonaventure posted:

possession (the wizard kind)

Bonaventure posted:

possession (the drug kind)

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:45

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Bonaventure: by sebmojo

wearing that hat might not be one of the crimes of Grindlewald, but it should be!

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:46

Escape From Noise

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

i am sorry to do this to you

There is no god

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 17:59

Escape From Noise

hockey jockey posted:

You're dead to me.

Seriously, I must investigate further if only to discover if they still keep the garlic in.

You'll be happy to know it comes with a long, rambling, and self-serving intro.

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

he was mean to a frog once

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:09

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

-signed his name "Grundlewald" on official documents

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:14

biosterous

double-dipped his chips in the communal salsa bowl

scooped leftover salsa into the jar with his bare hands

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

spilled the bong

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:22

Heather Papps: hello friend

dated my ex

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:25

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

cattle rustling

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

sold fake snake oil instead of real snake oil

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:43

biosterous

snitching

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:52

Peg Sliderskew

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You'll be happy to know it comes with a long, rambling, and self-serving intro.

You're not joking! I could take a 2 hour exam on 'cute things my kid said about hummus' now.

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:53

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

guy honks repeatedly when he's picking his friends up instead of just calling them on his phone to say "hey im here at the curb"

# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:58

Escape From Noise

"Tips" with Voldemort Tracts

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 18:59

biosterous

used a knife and fork to eat a donut

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

biosterous posted:

snitching

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:02

Yinlock

unleashed a Wizard Fart without a permit

# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:23

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

mooned a werewolf

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:00

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

defaced a library copy of Newt Scarmander's "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" by inserting an R into the second word of the title

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:03

Escape From Noise

Removed the "Do not remove" tag from several mattresses

# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:05

Jaguars!

Invented Nu-Metal

# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

did the fart, refuses to admit it

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:13

Jaguars!

Applied for a muggle planning permit for his wizard castle

# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

didn't sign his cheques

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:18

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

broke his parents' hearts

with his signature killing spell, cordiafractus

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:18

biosterous

kept saying "haha wow, awkward silence" whenever there was a gap of five seconds in conversation, which actually turned a comfortable companionable silence into an awkward ordeal

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:20

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

owned slaves, but they weren't elves or anything they were real people

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

called the fat lady fat, out loud

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:21

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

gave Headless Nick head, nearly destroying a beloved mascot

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

Bonaventure posted:

gave Headless Nick head, nearly destroying a beloved mascot

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:26

Jaguars!

Sweeping floors with a Nimbus 2000

# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:53

Yinlock

that thing he did to phil, you know what it was. that was hosed up

# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:23

Morality_Police: Stranger in a Strange Land

Used a time travel spell to go back in time and prevent himself from casting a time travel spell, thus creating a paradox that is still being studied to this very day.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 22:15