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Crane Fist posted:Bananas are counter-revolutionary, while we attempt to bring humanity to it's noble destiny among the uncorrupted stars the banana-likers are content to squat among the apes, consuming their relics of our brutish forebears If you read the thread you might have caught on that bananas are not, in fact, actually something monkies ate in trees. They're the result of humans cultivating nearly inedible plants. They're no more a natural thing than your phone or computer, and the only one content to squat in ignorance is you.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 11:25 |
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Jasus Christ posted:Yeah well then why do they fit so great in my hand, like they are meant to be there? just got off the phone with Him and that part was actually God
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 22:31 |
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Jasus Christ posted:I can't overstate how much this made me laugh the avatar of humanity, taking the fight to the reptilian mind of reactionary capital
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 07:59 |
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Platystemon posted:“Walnut” in Latin is juglans. nah, you just need to dig deeper. they were associated with juno as jupiter's wife and part of the roman wedding ceremony was throwing walnuts at the couple for fertility also at least one and propably several women conceive with various edible nuts in greek and roman myth, ancient polytheistic religions were not inclined to let something that looks like a dick go to waste strictly speaking though the romans also just loved eating them so the name referred to a myth that the gods ate nothing but walnuts when they walked the earth
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 14:13 |
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Drunkboxer posted:there may be no need to invoke giant sloths but I’m going to invoke them anyway. I also might evoke them, you can’t stop me please ensure a proper care and safety environment before evoking charismatic megafauna
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 16:52 |