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lobster shirt posted:he must have picked this up from daycare, my son has recently started doing the naruto run everywhere. im somewhat concerned he's gonna run into something but mostly it's just very funny. my niece still does this, she started at like 14 months when she could barely run at all but every time she wanted to go fast, out went the arms
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:struggling to think of any possible reason a kid who never leaves the basement needs with a cell phone. to call for help, it would seem
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KirbyKhan posted:Toddler is saying "yaaaay" or "oooooh nyooo" alongside us and it is like getting empty quotes irl haha this made me laugh out loud, my niece does this and i will now consider it as such
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loquacius posted:Our 2-year-old (almost 3 now) had gotten herself all hyped up to play with her baby brother and seems disappointed that he mostly seems interested in eating and sleeping and I wanna be like "honey he is literally one (1) day old, he doesn't know what a toy is yet and could neither focus his eyes on them nor navigate his hand to them even if he did" but she's 2 so there's not much point in explaining My three year old niece is just like this with my eight day old niece. She grasps the concept as it is explained to her and is always very gentle with babb, and then forgets as soon as she is distracted. Over and over. Why is Baby so lazy? Not time for night night time to playyyy
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Elissimpark posted:Chicken pox? In the year 2023? got some bad news about the state of the concept of public health
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bitmap posted:Whenever I would eat, like, the last of the ice cream after my daughter went to bed, wrongly betting on her forgetting about it, I would blame it on a burglar fox named "sneaky steve". If we were at a pub on a Sunday and she wanted another pack of crisps, it turned out to her dismay that sneaky steve had stolen the last of them from behind the bar. If she wanted to watch frozen right after having just watched frozen, sneaky steve had pilfered it from the server.  also lol smart kid
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my niece is five months old and I've never seen a baby move so much. Never stops. Never cries, loves to smile and giggle at almost everything, but near literally never stops moving. Moves in her sleep. Damndest thing I've ever seen. Hats off to parents, we've had her and her sister for 36 hours while my SIL/BIL are outta town and I'm already going insane
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I recently introduced video games to the kid and we now spend about 30-60 minutes most nights before bed playing Pajama Sam, SF6 World Tour, or Night in the Woods ("Cat Run Game," the first game she took notice of and still her favorite). They've been pretty amazing for developing her speech skills, I think mainly because they're great at getting & keeping her attention in an environment where it's easier to focus on the other person talking. She, and we, have been making huge strides and she's become so much more communicative everywhere else too. this is adorable  good for you
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BonHair posted:To be fair, being older and especially having a beard is considered Not Acceptable by babies also. I dunno babies love my beard and can't stop lookin at me. Favorite uncle status secured for at least three under three currently
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Chad Sexington posted:I'd do the one-day thing if it were my kid. Nice middle of the road option. ya 100% what happened to me. The advanced reading instruction of my gifted program was good but that was when they used phonics instead of whatever batshit vibes-based poo poo they do now. do the one-day thing as a trial but IMO immersion is... infinitely more valuable than a traditional "gifted" program
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Vox Nihili posted:there's like a 50/50 chance our kid got a mild case of Hand, foot, and mouth disease at this wretched daycare, holy poo poo EVERY DAY THERE IS A NEW AILMENT IN MY HOME it's fine, everyone one of them is mild you gotta live your life
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