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mine at that age spent countless hours playing Rayman Soccer Mode by herself
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2021 01:09 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 13:18 |
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Adjectivist Philosophy posted:why the gently caress does the cop one have a drone for real
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 03:54 |
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https://twitter.com/MarxBoner69420/status/1435390858237464579
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 16:47 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Yeah lol exactly. And that line of inquiry led me to the Mayo clinic's site that recommends against anything but pain and fever reducers until 6 at the earliest, ideally 12 childrens motrins. the only thing u need
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2022 02:26 |
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Microplastics posted:I learned about elf on the shelf earlier this year and from what I gather it's a manufactured tradition designed to make money and control children's behaviour which turned into a massive international brand perhaps the same could be said of all religions
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2022 02:19 |
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im not sure my 8 year old even knows what 9/11 was and i don't think its particularly important
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 20:59 |
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lol being a single parent can definitely have its advantages
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 02:47 |
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8y/o saw the trailer and now has been really insistent on wanting to see Cocaine Bear
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 17:22 |
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Dreylad posted:"Love You Forever" try-not-to-cry-reading challenge lol that book is so loving strange too we had another one by that author/illustrator team about a fart monster that eats a little girls parents + some cops
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 03:23 |
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AxGrap posted:I police YouTube a LOT. There is too much dumb/bad poo poo on there. I think I'm gonna block it except on certain devices and download whatever he asks for. Tell me if I'm overreacting no you are not. im probably extremely lenient about what garbage movies/tv shows i'll allow on our streaming accounts, but youtube is basically off limits here outside of specific things (like wanting to learn how to make an origami thing or whatever)
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2023 03:06 |
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8yo loves to build houses and stuff but she hates those guys who "look like squidward" and will redirect the lava to burn down their villages
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 07:31 |
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KirbyKhan posted:First kid was extremely chill and ez baby. Second kid is (rightfully) demanding and vocal. If we had second baby first there would not be a second baby. i only have the one but i always feel kinda guilty when i read about early parenting stories because she was so drat easy. slept great, ate great, mild fussiness. and i know i would never get that lucky again.
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# ¿ May 9, 2023 15:49 |
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loquacius posted:I thought I'd at least pour a bourbon and play Dark Cloud 2 but I dunno if I'm getting there tonight good luck gamer dad
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# ¿ May 10, 2023 02:43 |
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field trip tomorrow is cancelled due to air quality and kid now is racist against canada
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2023 05:35 |
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getting ready to ship the kid off to camp for the week so i can play more video games
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 19:00 |
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camp week is great, getting some good gaming in, but its weird being totally no-contact with your kid. hope she's doing well
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 04:57 |
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KirbyKhan posted:Good thread title lol
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 19:06 |
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mines definitely too old for it now but i bet she wouldve loved it back then, especially the sharp illustrations.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 19:40 |
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PerniciousKnid posted:My 5yo said he'd only play soccer if I coached, and now he's like "I just don't wanna do it" I'm like I just finished several hours of sexual abuse training and we start practice next week, you're doing it! lmao
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 05:42 |
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:I was wearing a shirt yesterday with a smoking skull and my seven year old said "I guess it's okay for skeletons to smoke because they don't have brains" which was a good opportunity for me to remind them it's worse for your lungs than brain (to which they replied that it's still fine because skeletons don't have lungs either) lol
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 15:40 |
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PerniciousKnid posted:My 3yo unscrewed a door stop and used it to stab his sister's foam frog full of holes. lol kids ftw
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 23:09 |
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:probably genetic given your posts
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2023 16:35 |
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:my kid always knew santa et al were fake but enjoys pretending they're real, so we play along, it's pretty cool i just never did santa. my 8 year old has literally never gotten a present from him and she really does not give a poo poo. she just thinks its a fun thing that grown ups do to tease them, or sometimes dress up as. its like she's the one who's just playing along with her corny grandparents
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 04:45 |
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that story was obvious bullshit since no nine year old is going to focus on any single project for six hours
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 22:12 |
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its a cartoon about puppies who have jobs
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 00:52 |
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5.5 months is pretty remarkable but yeah it rules when even those first 10 mos were just 1am feedings and back to sleep. easy babies ftw
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 07:14 |
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Mario Kart 8 is a household favorite, it even has a steering assist option for the younger, more frustratable gamer. it also teaches good skills like trash talk and getting owned
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2024 03:26 |
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ikanreed posted:You have to press the a button nope you can turn that off too, which is great honestly
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2024 06:25 |
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kecske posted:kids bedtime story of choice - a pamphlet dying at this for some reason lmao
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 02:43 |
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Dreylad posted:my daughter is 2 and a quarter and she isn't really interested in playing with other kids or interacting with them. she isn't mean or rude to most kids aside from the normal toddler thing of grabbing stuff another kid might be playing with and, she gets excited when older kids show up at the playground and follows them around giggling but I don't know at what point she "should" be into playing with other kids. she does the parallel play thing well enough. I know I shouldn't worry about it and every kid develops at their own pace, but I'm just curious about it. 3 is the "average" for when kids start playing with each other and not just near each other
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 02:12 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 13:18 |
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my mom was basically the only grandparent i could trust for anything, and kid barely saw her other grandparents until her mom died at like age 4, and then covid happened. now i get nearly every weekend off because someone wants to take her to do some fun thing. grandparents ftw
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