[Parents] lerned 2 be very cautious with how deep my finger goes into the tankie pamp

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Is anyone else's baby a weird rereg of a different baby

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 23:31

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 17:15

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

My kid finally has a girl her own age in daycare too and she calls her "my best friend," and today when we got to daycare the girl was waiving her down to come over and play :3:

Prior to this my daughter would opine sadly about not having any friends at daycare. She used to be friends with a bunch of boys (who she claims to have married), but they all aged out and went to pre-k.

Thank you, based toddler.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 15:52

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Elissimpark posted:

Not infected, but blessed.

*high church chant*
Take me to the doll house.

Honestly the crafts song is a loving bop

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 05:33

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I pawned our kid off on my in-laws for two nights so we could go see a concert :evilbuddy:

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 18:43

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

*daughter stuffs both legs into one underwear hole, stumbles around, falls off the bed* I'm so fancy!!!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 01:07

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

silvergoose posted:

Getting strong fancy Nancy energy here

I had to Google this, we somehow missed this particular Disney show...but, yes.

I bet she'd like it. My daughter has red hair, too.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 02:32

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

kecske posted:

kids bedtime story of choice - a pamphlet

The sequel, rare fish diseases, is a wild ride

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 21:35

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I discovered my daughter loves "we will rock you" by Queen. She says they listen to it at daycare(???) She likes the "mud on the face" line, and she plays air guitar with the solo. I am extremely proud.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 02:48

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

My kid said the doctor told her she needs to eat ham. Fuckin quack!

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 17:47

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Quote this if you had a tea party this morning

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 17:48

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I love weird new toddler language as they pick things up.

My daughter, screaming and crying while we put her shoes on this morning:

FOR REAL?? FOR REAL??
:qqsay:

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 15:30

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Vox Nihili posted:

drat she skipped straight ahead to teenager

I'm not ready for that. Stay cute for a while longer, please.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 19:30

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

had a 10th birthday party for my kid. got him a Kindle paperwhite.

one of his friends gave him a semiautomatic nerf rifle and I cannot understand wtf his parents were thinking. it's a gigantic gun that breaks down into three pieces like im training an assassin or some poo poo.

I feel like I loved super soakers at that age

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 18:41

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Gentlemen, there is a Kindergarten Gap

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 19:53

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Pick your fighter:
Phone alert: Severe Thunderstorm Warning
Phone alert: your daughter has started a nap

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 16:55

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Love to check out summer camps and worry that my kid is falling behind in brand development.

The sports ball is called poop, the board is called poop. The brand is called poop TM

# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 14:15

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I waffled a dad connection yesterday. Met a neat little family at the playground who got along well with my four year old, but didn't exchange any kind of contact info. Dammit, we were having a nice chat while our kids were playing train robbers. Rip

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 15:37

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Without my father in law babysitting, how would my toddler get any YouTube education on world war 2, trains, or classic cars? poo poo, sometimes the same video has all three!

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:03

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

For the sensory impaired parent or babysitter I recommend the Blowouts Only brand diap.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:54

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

brugroffil posted:

Just very grateful to be out of the diaper phase entirely.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:40

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 17:15

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Hmm.

# ¿ May 7, 2024 19:29

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