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May 8, 2024 04:36
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- Slush Garbo
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the hole in the top of the creel is so there's room for the neck of the wine bottle to stick out and for God's sake bring a nice white wine for the picnic , not a red or you'll never live it down
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Feb 13, 2020 00:42
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- Slush Garbo
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yes the ice is for putting in the water. fish are cold blooded and they love it, also it slows them down so they're easier to catch.
you put it in AFTER you yell "Good Morning Fish!", but before your first cast
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Feb 13, 2020 00:48
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- Slush Garbo
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oh yeah you have to yell at the fish to wake them up, you can't catch fish that are asleep
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Feb 13, 2020 00:49
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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generally speaking there are four (4) types of fish to know: there's the One Fish, the Two Fish. then there's also the Red Fish and the Blue Fish.
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Feb 13, 2020 00:53
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- alnilam
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will dr bronners soap be okay do you think also what season is a fish? i would guess a summer but i am not sure
If you bring bronners make sure you know ALL of the moral ABC and the tenets of the ALL ONE OR NONE God faith, you will be asked about them
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Feb 13, 2020 01:17
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- google THIS
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The trick is deflecting your lack of knowledge by pretending you're really good at another, made-up type of fishing that he's never heard of. This will make him self-conscious and change the power dynamic.
(fumbling with rod) Oh yeah, I haven't done this in a while. I prefer dongrel fishing with a plasmodium corker. Well, I'd love to bring you next time but you're not a club member. Yeah, they're not accepting new applicants right now. Well of course they have a website but it's on the dark web.
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Feb 13, 2020 02:26
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- Gross Dude
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Use a duck as bait, when he sees you cast that into the lake he'll know you're not fishing for any guppies.
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Feb 13, 2020 02:33
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Keep telling him that your advanced fishing techniques are beyond him and that he "wouldn't understand."
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Feb 13, 2020 03:23
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- alnilam
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Just keep repeating "fishing is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other" any time he asks you a fishing question. Throw in a "golf is a perfectly good walk hosed up by a little white ball!" too, to mix it up every now and then.
Any questions that result in a "yes" should be answered with "does a bear poo poo in the woods?" with a knowing look and laugh.
Drinking a beer instead of talking is good too, just don't pass out and end up being used as bait...
That would be an ecumenical matter
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Feb 13, 2020 03:26
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- Finger Prince
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Mumble-sing to yourself "barracuda" by Heart the whole time but only clearly sing the line "ooooh barracuda".
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Feb 13, 2020 04:23
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- City of Glompton
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if the fish offers to grant a wish so that you will set it free, do that, but choose wisely and don't keep coming back asking to change your wish for something better!
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Feb 13, 2020 04:28
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- Escape From Noise
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If anyone mentions work just reply with "Work is for people who don't know how to FISH!" I read this on a bumper sticker once
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Feb 13, 2020 04:34
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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eating an electric eel will give you super powers. just not the ones you'd expect
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Feb 13, 2020 04:48
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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go ahead, ask me how I became known as Mr Electric, the man with the amazing charisma of an eel
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Feb 13, 2020 04:57
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- Yinlock
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conspicuously read a book with a fish on the cover so show how savvy you are
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Feb 13, 2020 04:59
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- Finger Prince
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My last name is Papps, but my mom's maiden name is Highliner. As in Captain.
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Feb 13, 2020 05:03
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- google THIS
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(after an entire day with nary a nibble) See? I'm so good at fishing the fish fear me.
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Feb 13, 2020 05:11
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- DelilahFlowers
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At the minimum you'll need to finish one playthrough of Fire Emblem Three Houses. More advanced knowledge comes from repeat playthrough. Get the expansion pass and play the dlc to learn secret fishing techniques even he wouldn't know. Also it will give you fashion ideas for your angler outfit to attract the fishes.
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Feb 13, 2020 05:29
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- Yinlock
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*hefting my bundle of harpoons out of the trunk* well i'm ready, where we diving
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Feb 13, 2020 05:41
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- Escape From Noise
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Invest in a Bass Pro cap and bumper sticker
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Feb 13, 2020 06:32
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- Macnult
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haha that sure is one ugly stick! like the brand. i wasn’t calling it ugly as in gross. is that actually an ugly stik? i can’t say i’ve heard anyone complain about their stuff
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Feb 13, 2020 08:27
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- deep dish peat moss
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Buy 6 fish from the fish market and take them with you to the boat. As soon as he turns away place all six fish within his vision and say "I forgot how fast I was at fishing, haha. I'm at my limit for the day, are you almost done?"
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Feb 13, 2020 17:28
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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Buy 6 fish from the fish market and take them with you to the boat. As soon as he turns away place all six fish within his vision and say "I forgot how fast I was at fishing, haha. I'm at my limit for the day, are you almost done?"
take a sharpie and wrtie the numbers 1-5 on the first 5 fish then write 7 on the 6th fish. this will confuse the hell out of every body, buying you time to learn more about fishing
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Feb 13, 2020 17:35
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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keep in mind that although fly fishing is obviously fake, it's fake like pro wrestling and is still a sport.
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Feb 13, 2020 21:06
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- Slush Garbo
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I mean, you can see the string, it's like right there. no one is really trying to fool anyone
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Feb 13, 2020 21:06
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May 8, 2024 04:36
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- Ventral EggSac
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Tell him you've only ever been noodling for catfish. This way it explains why you can't use a fishing rod, while also making you look cool. Remember to have a dog bite up your fingers and toes beforehand, to really sell it.
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Feb 13, 2020 22:50
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