- Escape From Noise
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Yeah. I'm ready for whatever. I have one half of a bun in each hand. Come at me! Throw some beef patty at me. Go ahead! Blam! I got myself a tasty hamburger! I could even turn it into a cheeseburger with one of these tactical cheese slices I keep loaded in this tactical garnish and toppings vest. What's that? Trying to wing me in the face with loose sandwich meats, thus temporarily blinding me with the salts? BLADOW! Sandwich time! May even hit it with some mustard and pickle if they weren't provided. So you're going to try and take me down with bacon and eggs? Sunny side up? Over easy? Scrambled? Doesn't matter because, guess what? BREAKFAST SANDWICH! Gonna hit it with this hip flask of hot sauce. Yeah. You might as well give up now because my fighting style will turn any attack into a delicious and harmless sandwich.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Feb 13, 2020
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The goatse guy was buns akimbo
A true master of the form
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