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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


So is the point of this to get smoothbrains to pass these around as real quotes?

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Wrex Ruckus posted:

So is the point of this to get smoothbrains to pass these around as real quotes?

https://twitter.com/Mike2020/status/1232068899954417664

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



What the gently caress? I can't believe Bernie said those things. I'm going to pass these around to everyone I know. Hopefully this sinks his campaign for good this time.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/brianlilley/status/1199906012897202177

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006


A state owned waterpark with a lazy river and wave pool sounds pretty awesome if I'm being honest

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

lmao

https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1232078678437322752

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Wrex Ruckus posted:

So is the point of this to get smoothbrains to pass these around as real quotes?

The point is that an elderly man who doesn't understand the internet is willing to pay six figures to grifters who don't want him to be president to give him memes that he has no way of checking the quality of because he doesn't understand the internet. Everyone in the Bloomberg campaign is doing a bad job on purpose and honestly g-d bless them for it.

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
I'm cackling and howling at the thought that this guy will get a single vote from literally anyone

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bloomberg should pay dril

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1232191149399429120

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/gerudoku/status/1232054143365402626
Another act of vandalism from the bernie bros. This time on the B man himself. America deserves better.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/no_talent_shan/status/1232479677266059265
Context: Bloomberg:”Let’s just go on the record,” “They talk about 40 Democrats, 21 of those were people that I spent $100 million to help elect. All of the new Democrats that came in, put N.Pelosi in charge, & gave the Congress the ability to control this president, I bought–I got them.”

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

if we side-step the defense of China's regime, it sounds like he's promoting moving the dirty power plants from the cities to the countryside which is uhhhh not a good solution

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

This belongs here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjX2FlkbltE

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The Nastier Nate posted:

if we side-step the defense of China's regime, it sounds like he's promoting moving the dirty power plants from the cities to the countryside which is uhhhh not a good solution

Most of the power plants are already in the countryside.

It’s just that the prevailing winds are westerlies and the cities are on the east coast, and also that the scale of the pollution is so great that it crosses the Pacific Ocean and is a major contributor to air pollution in western North America.

The solution to pollution, it turns out, is not dilution.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/gerudoku/status/1232054143365402626
Another act of vandalism from the bernie bros. This time on the B man himself. America deserves better.

Is that supposed to reference the lady that claimed to have been assaulted Obama supporters but turned out to have filed a false report...? :thunk:

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
I'm not some earnest Mandela believer, but I swear I image searched her one day and every result had the B facing the right way. Hand to God.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

Jellidelic posted:

help im gonna get stopped and frisked


BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGi-5ZqyRvc

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1232803659601371136

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Hello c-Spam. I am HERE to tell you that MICHAEL BLOOMBERG normal huMAN being is in NO WAY a mass of centipedes in a SKIN suit

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1232909352094355457

https://twitter.com/halaljew/status/1232827871053451264
Please don't point out that a billionaire pedophile is a pedophile it hurts his feelings. :ohdear:

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1232909352094355457

https://twitter.com/halaljew/status/1232827871053451264
Please don't point out that a billionaire pedophile is a pedophile it hurts his feelings. :ohdear:

blmbo

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Koishi Komeiji posted:


Please don't point out that a billionaire pedophile is a pedophile it hurts his feelings. :ohdear:

We don’t know and it’s not fair to judge. Maybe Bloomberg is only billionaire pedophile adjacent

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
pretty sure i've gotten b-mail (bloomberg mail) every day this week. sometimes two copies of the same flyer in one day, which suggests that mayor mike has independent contractors doing this with out any kind of coordination

there is no way anyone in this neighborhood is going to give a drat about bloomberg

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Gazpacho posted:

pretty sure i've gotten b-mail (bloomberg mail) every day this week. sometimes two copies of the same flyer in one day, which suggests that mayor mike has independent contractors doing this with out any kind of coordination

there is no way anyone in this neighborhood is going to give a drat about bloomberg

Would Yang being VP help change your mind? #BlangGang

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1233110606779232262

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ErinBurnett/status/1233193347600261120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMHt481HsFU

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/deep_beige/status/1233540871053807619
Funny how this keeps happening and they never catch the guys and it's the same graffiti and it's only bloomberg and there's a huge amount of news coverage and attention paid every time.

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Aug 3, 2007

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