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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/RobGalbraithLS/status/1228015360533827584

# ? Feb 13, 2020 19:42

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# ? May 4, 2024 21:55

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

get paid per post in thread

# ? Feb 13, 2020 19:48

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

motherfuck michael bloomberg I can't stand this rich piece of poo poo

he might be the one person the democrats could nominate that would legitimately be worse and more destructive than trump, what the gently caress is wrong with liberals

# ? Feb 13, 2020 21:14

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Bloomberg paid me $100 to post this
https://twitter.com/the2dcat/status/1228048384889626625?s=19

# ? Feb 13, 2020 21:34

Limerick: Oct 23, 2009

Are you ready for the new American Social Credit Score system?

# ? Feb 13, 2020 22:07

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Limerick posted:

Are you ready for the new American Social Credit Score system?

That's just credit score

# ? Feb 13, 2020 22:09

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

Shear Modulus posted:

the mets are apparently up for sale and bloomberg could buy the team for a fraction of his cash

wilpons should sell the mets to bobby bonilla, gently caress bloomberg

# ? Feb 13, 2020 23:31

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

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# ? Feb 14, 2020 00:23

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

# ? Feb 14, 2020 00:51

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

quote:

-Became mayor of New York City in 2002 as a Republican
-Supported the Iraq War
-Endorsed George W. Bush in 2004 and spoke at the Republican National Convention

lol

we all love bush era gop dont we? how is this fucker still standing

# ? Feb 14, 2020 01:00

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

eric ciaramella posted:

lol

we all love bush era gop dont we? how is this fucker still standing

Boomers have no moral system to speak of

# ? Feb 14, 2020 01:05

DMCrimson: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

eric ciaramella posted:

lol

we all love bush era gop dont we? how is this fucker still standing

his commercials are everywhere and enough people are exactly that loving dumb

# ? Feb 14, 2020 01:06

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

im all bloomed for the berg!

# ? Feb 14, 2020 01:06

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1228074701714546688

# ? Feb 14, 2020 01:44

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

idgi why does he want to be president so bad?

# ? Feb 14, 2020 01:51

Wrex Ruckus: Aug 24, 2015

Impkins Patootie posted:

idgi why does he want to be president so bad?

billionaire hobby

# ? Feb 14, 2020 01:54

Crypto Cobain: Jun 17, 2018; by Reene

Impkins Patootie posted:

idgi why does he want to be president so bad?

Pure hubris. Also so that he can imprison the rest of the non-whites.

# ? Feb 14, 2020 01:56

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Impkins Patootie posted:

idgi why does he want to be president so bad?

the same sociopathic drive that made him a billionaire

# ? Feb 14, 2020 01:57

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Impkins Patootie posted:

idgi why does he want to be president so bad?

he sincerely believes that he can just come out and buy it and we're going to see if he's right about that or not

# ? Feb 14, 2020 02:03

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

Impkins Patootie posted:

idgi why does he want to be president so bad?

He has stated he would join the race if Biden wasn�t able to win the nomination, not because he wants Trump to lose, but to prevent Bernie or Warren from winning at all. The important thing about Bernie and Warren is their political platform to regulate Wall Street. This is especially pertinent to Bloomberg because the core of his business (the terminal subscription business where the real money is made, not his news division) depends on desks in Wall Street to buy terminal subscriptions. If Wall Street cuts costs and shrinks their workforce, or if there is another financial crisis that threatens the banking sector, that hurts Mike personally, because he owns the vast majority of the company privately.
https://qz.com/84961/this-is-how-much-a-bloomberg-terminal-costs/

# ? Feb 14, 2020 02:03

Crypto Cobain: Jun 17, 2018; by Reene

https://twitter.com/shaunking/statu...ingawful.com%2F

# ? Feb 14, 2020 02:11

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/GramsciGallo/status/1228029246611783680
https://twitter.com/meaganmday/status/1228089613056561152

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 02:20 on Feb 14, 2020

# ? Feb 14, 2020 02:12

Ora Tzo: Feb 26, 2016; HEEEERES TONYYYY

https://twitter.com/KyleKulinski/status/1228111578370920449

# ? Feb 14, 2020 05:10

Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

Jon Pod Van Damm has issued a correction as of 07:19 on Feb 14, 2020

# ? Feb 14, 2020 06:19

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

enough of Michael Bloomberg, bring out Michael Bloomin Onion

# ? Feb 14, 2020 14:55

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1227293475013459968

# ? Feb 14, 2020 19:13

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1227293475013459968

lmao bloomberg screaming at the editor

NO!! that music is NOT mexican enough!! DO BETTER

# ? Feb 14, 2020 21:42

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/disruptionary/status/1228213589791531008

# ? Feb 14, 2020 23:12

Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1228491589976297472

https://twitter.com/blakezeff/status/1227976156936171520

Jon Pod Van Damm has issued a correction as of 11:23 on Feb 15, 2020

# ? Feb 15, 2020 07:50

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

drat this dude sucks rear end

# ? Feb 15, 2020 14:08

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

2DCAT posted:

Bloomberg paid me $100 to post this
https://twitter.com/the2dcat/status/1228048384889626625?s=19

I think you are the reason he is winning the south.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 14:27

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Will Mike bloomberg pay us all 500 dollars per year we've been registered to post excellent news about him on this popular and influential (many podcast hosts post and browse CSPAM) forum?

# ? Feb 15, 2020 18:08

sand maggot: Jan 3, 2020

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1228034241692413958?s=21

# ? Feb 15, 2020 19:14

Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

Gonna make a pitch to Michael Bloomberg For President LLC to perform web outreach and promotion on SA and Drew Curtis�s fark dot com.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 19:23

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

I think Bloomberg is gonna be the best president of all time folks

# ? Feb 15, 2020 20:16

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

we're going to need stalinist purges

# ? Feb 15, 2020 20:25

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

From the WaPo

# ? Feb 15, 2020 22:03

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/f4bpoo/i_got_banned_from_texting_for_mike_bloomberg/

quote:

I Got Banned From Texting For Mike Bloomberg After Sending Hundreds of Texts From Campaign Saying Mike Hates Broads and Blacks... AMA

I'm probably going to Mike's very efficiently run gulag, but I spent the past few days sending several hundred texts from the Bloomberg campaign supporting Stop and Frisk, sharing racist and sexist Bloomberg quotes, otherwise convincing people that Mike basically wants to be God Emperor of Killing Soda. Happy to do Praxis.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 22:06

Crypto Cobain: Jun 17, 2018; by Reene

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/f4bpoo/i_got_banned_from_texting_for_mike_bloomberg/

Avatar/post combo

# ? Feb 15, 2020 22:40

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1228718467794296833

# ? Feb 15, 2020 22:55

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