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Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Tias posted:

Upon rising from the blanket, Thorgeir says Iceland converts, provided that A) they're still allowed to eat horseflesh, B) they can still perform infanticide by exposure, and C) that you can do pagan worship in private, basically as a don't ask don't tell type of deal.

I love this.

"Ok, we'll convert to Christianity, but only under three conditions: One, we can keep eating horses."
"Alright, I guess there's some wiggle room there."
"Two, infanticide is still cool."
"...Yeah, that's really not something we can compromise on-"
"And three, we can stay pagan."
"...Let's start over."

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