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I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Heather Papps posted:

also this is approaching warcrime territory:


Corpse Bride, nice

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Heather Papps

hello friend


let me be clear, i like a lot of his films.


however, the man him self is inexcusable



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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
pappy on a war path

no prisoners, pappy. no survivors.

crimes

Heather Papps

hello friend



polka dots rule

drat, jim looks really cool. maybe i will wear stripes?

yeah stripes are cool.

ALL STRIPES ALL THE TIME



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Escape From Noise

I honestly think his biggest crime is constantly giving roles to Helena Bonham Carter. Also that Alice In Wonderland film.

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

his biggest crime

i dunno he both set up this room and chose to be photographed like this:



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google THIS

There's a fine line between being a weird guy who makes weird movies and a guy who consciously markets himself as a weird guy who makes weird movies and I don't know when he crossed it or if he was really ever not at least straddling it, I just know that he did

google THIS

Look at my meticulously unkempt hair and weirdly blank expression and goth Ronald McDonald clothes, aren't I just a little mad genius?

Heather Papps

hello friend


google THIS posted:

Look at my meticulously unkempt hair and weirdly blank expression and goth Ronald McDonald clothes, aren't I just a little mad genius?



holy poo poo is micheal keaton making fun of tim burton a bit in this picture? is beetlejuice partially a parody of tim?



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Escape From Noise

Him and Kevin Smith are mad at each other because of a Superman script. Lol

FutonForensic

Waiting for Tim Burton (to post in this thread)


alnilam

He's probably a pretty nice guy who gets little annoyingly LoLrAnDoM sometimes but is mostly pretty nice to talk to

Heather Papps

hello friend


alnilam posted:

He's probably a pretty nice guy who gets little annoyingly LoLrAnDoM sometimes but is mostly pretty nice to talk to

i agree but i think johnny depp is a bad influence.



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Heather Papps posted:

i don't begrudge anyone their art but come the gently caress on:


seriously, who ever hired this guy to do anything?

man I REALLY wanted to post that he was channeling the vibe of Loonette from the Canadian children's show The Big Comfy Couch, but I couldn't find a pic of her with the right energy.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


magic cactus posted:

man I REALLY wanted to post that he was channeling the vibe of Loonette from the Canadian children's show The Big Comfy Couch, but I couldn't find a pic of her with the right energy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZoK1bq2hs

it's this but i am so mad at you for connecting these two in my mind



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Heather Papps posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZoK1bq2hs

it's this but i am so mad at you for connecting these two in my mind

if it helps it's mainly the first pic. I guess they had the same stylist



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i am imagining here: he was caught mid rollin' around in the grass, maybe doing a similar routine.

but i know it's not true. it is just impossible to justify these photographs.



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
he looks like a goth nic cage in that one lmao



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alnilam

Heather Papps posted:

i agree but i think johnny depp is a bad influence.

Think about tim burton in the universe where hunter s thompson is his main influence instead

Finger Prince


Heather Papps posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZoK1bq2hs

it's this but i am so mad at you for connecting these two in my mind

I have always know of the existence of this show but have studiously managed to completely avoid it altogether. That clip is probably the most I have ever watched of it. If I have seen more, it has been psychically etched from my brain. It is the Nega-tv show.

Heather Papps

hello friend


it took a lot of effort but IF, and this is a long shot, IF THIS PICTURE IS EXASPERATION AND NOT EXCITEMENT, THIS PHOTO IS JUSTIFIABLE



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Trying

i remember when the fight club lady convinced tim burton they were married for several years despite them living in different houses, classic prank

Escape From Noise

oh but seriously I posted:

i remember when the fight club lady convinced tim burton they were married for several years despite them living in different houses, classic prank

She even got to overact in a bunch of his movies

The X-man cometh

google THIS posted:

There's a fine line between being a weird guy who makes weird movies and a guy who consciously markets himself as a weird guy who makes weird movies and I don't know when he crossed it or if he was really ever not at least straddling it, I just know that he did

After Big Fish flopped, he gave up on originality and just stuck to variations on the same theme for the rest of his career.

Heather Papps

hello friend


tim burton is the platonic idea form of weirdo who became successful and then had to deal with the fact that you aren't an outsider if you are the one determining the culture.



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alexandriao


hes kinda hot in a brooding depressed way tbqh

Heather Papps

hello friend


alnilam posted:

Think about tim burton in the universe where hunter s thompson is his main influence instead

i can't stop thinking about this and i am going to do something with this idea



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idiotsavant
tfw you really just want to be a manic pixie dream boi but all your friends are like “no dont its a real bad idea” so you go join the Pouty Goth Club instead

Heather Papps

hello friend




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Heather Papps

hello friend



this is so bad but



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
hundreds of lizard people solemnly singing "this is LSD" to the tune of this is halloween



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The X-man cometh

Now this guy could have just made good movies without all the weird twee bullshit.

Edit: They still would have had lots of bats.

The X-man cometh fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Feb 18, 2020

alnilam

magic cactus posted:

hundreds of lizard people solemnly singing "this is LSD" to the tune of this is halloween

Heather Papps

hello friend


i like bats and skeletons and spooky things, a lot!


that is why i expect better of you, tim burton



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Trying

my headcanon is that tim burton looks like fat bob out of the cure and none of this hard evidence dissuades me from this view

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Duke Nukem: "This dude sucks!"

Escape From Noise

So who's the best weirdo director?

David Lynch?


Werner Herzog?



Věra Chytilová?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

So who's the best weirdo director?

David Lynch?


Werner Herzog?



Věra Chytilová?


I live Werner but he really should have shot Klaus Kinski and not doing so was a mistake

Escape From Noise

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I live Werner but he really should have shot Klaus Kinski and not doing so was a mistake

True

Edit: Living Werner Herzog

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A BREAKFAST INTO MY MOUTH. ITS A LEATHER SHOE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START CHEWING THE SHOE ALONGSIDE WITH THE LACES AND SOLE. I CHEW EVERY PART AND I CHEW EVERY PART HARD. 

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Feb 19, 2020

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


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