Burt Sexual posted:

Employment options seem limited

Ralph Hurley posted:

The_Continental posted:

I see your pussy eater and raise you:

itry posted:

The mention of face tattoos reminds me of this dapper guy;

bling bling bilal posted:

Those kinds of tattoos are Maori traditional tattoos and having it on the face denotes a very high ranking member of a Maori community. Australians/kiwis don't gently caress with those kinds of face tribal tattoos because it'll more likely ruin your life as bad, if not worse than having a dick tattoo'd on your face if you're a white or Asian kid.

It's perhaps some of the most socially accepted tattooing if you're not culturally appropriating, because even the army which generally forbids visible tatts will make an exemption for these. Hence why this gentlemen in the photo probably isn't some Percocet popping, rapper wannabee criminal, but rather likely a highly respected member of New Zealander community.

bling bling bilal posted:

Those kinds of tattoos are Maori traditional tattoos and having it on the face denotes a very high ranking member of a Maori community. Australians/kiwis don't gently caress with those kinds of face tribal tattoos because it'll more likely ruin your life as bad, if not worse than having a dick tattoo'd on your face if you're a white or Asian kid.

It's perhaps some of the most socially accepted tattooing if you're not culturally appropriating, because even the army which generally forbids visible tatts will make an exemption for these. Hence why this gentlemen in the photo probably isn't some Percocet popping, rapper wannabee criminal, but rather likely a highly respected member of New Zealander community.

tardwrangler posted:

This guy, on the other hand....

teen witch posted:

Might get some poo poo on my eyebrows but even then that’s a hard maybe

Bust Rodd posted:

I want to completely destroy my body with weird art and become offputting in social situations...

Bust Rodd posted:

My mother made me promise no neck or face tats until Grandma dies. She’s 89 years old and goes to Yoga every day.

Bust Rodd posted:

No, I have little diamonds on my toes and my fingers and I want to get the same ones near my mouth, but only wear my mustache and beard grow, so they’ll be covered up 90% of the time.

The much bigger issue will be the gigantic Death’s Head Scarab I’m getting on my throat with my parents names spelled out in the wing’s veins.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Like as in, shave your eyebrow and tattoo something where it used to be?

teen witch posted:

Microblading, though I wish I could do that and not have it look like a bad Klaus Nomi impersonator

remigious posted:

Doesn’t microblading only last for like 6 months? That doesn’t seem long enough to be worthwhile to me.

remigious posted:

Doesn’t microblading only last for like 6 months? That doesn’t seem long enough to be worthwhile to me.

teen witch posted:

That too! It doesn’t last forever which I mean, as someone who lives through 2000 thinbrows might be wise, but I just want my brows perpetually on point without me putting in effort.

Ralph Hurley posted:

Sgt. Politeness posted:

I've spent too long on these forums to know if you're being serious or not but I genuinely think this all sounds cool.

At least you'll have the rest of your grandma's life to think it over. That's one of biggest problems though, I think too much and before I realize a decade has passed and I haven't put any money aside for tattoos/now I'm old.

Bust Rodd posted:

I am dead serious, I’d get the black ones long on my fingers and tiny ones right next to the corners of my mouth.

gary oldmans diary posted:

my only question about this is why

sticksy posted:

that foot, ugh

excellent bird guy posted:

I used to work in a jail, one of the guys had gently caress YOU written across his forehead. I said, Hey I like your tattoo. And he laughed like a maniac. He thought the tattoo was so funny.

Bust Rodd posted:

I am dead serious, I’d get the black ones long on my fingers and tiny ones right next to the corners of my mouth.

bling bling bilal posted:

Those kinds of tattoos are Maori traditional tattoos and having it on the face denotes a very high ranking member of a Maori community. Australians/kiwis don't gently caress with those kinds of face tribal tattoos because it'll more likely ruin your life as bad, if not worse than having a dick tattoo'd on your face if you're a white or Asian kid.

It's perhaps some of the most socially accepted tattooing if you're not culturally appropriating, because even the army which generally forbids visible tatts will make an exemption for these. Hence why this gentlemen in the photo probably isn't some Percocet popping, rapper wannabee criminal, but rather likely a highly respected member of New Zealander community.