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**spends a good 30 minutes in the cereal aisle trying to figure out which box has the best prize inside**
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 18, 2020 14:26
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:*my wife covers my eyes and quickly hurries me past the toy aisle* "you can pick ONE treat."
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adulting is lame and boring and I wish I could just hang around and sometimes learn things but i don't have the energy for the latter all of the time. i need to get a job soon but i don't feel like id be very good at it unless the job is to sleep all day and be up all night and maybe then i would be very good at it Barco Fiesta posted:the dishes are in the sink and just like WHAOAOAHA i just CANT adulting today! omg >_< *curls upin blankets and watches doctor who on meh laptop, pretending i am the doctor's companion, having adventures with, the mystery man named doctor who in his phone booth instead of on earth having anxiety/depression* |
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Feb 18, 2020 17:59
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alexandriao posted:me but with the star trek ya silly? I'd love to go on some space adventures w my dudes picard and data and laforge and the whole enterprise crew. i started reading TNG novelizations to help get my mind off things that were keeping me up. started my 3rd last night. |
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Feb 19, 2020 05:28
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*doing a star trek opening captain monologue, camera slowly zooms out to reveal me sitting in a cardboard box in front of a star trek poster*
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Feb 19, 2020 07:13
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Captain Picard can't drag himself up to the bridge to deal with yet another grinding interstellar adventure; spends all day on the holodeck indulging in a "comfort food" simulation of life as a 21st century working class breadwinner. |
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Feb 19, 2020 08:04
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Same but with DS9 |
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Feb 19, 2020 11:39
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Captain Picard can't drag himself up to the bridge to deal with yet another grinding interstellar adventure; spends all day on the holodeck indulging in a "comfort food" simulation of life as a 21st century working class breadwinner. Maybe we are all in a simulation. *thinks about the past year* No, it's just not sexy enough to be a simulation |
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Feb 19, 2020 12:32
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gently caress space im making wine now
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Feb 19, 2020 14:00
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Look, I've been looking at these adult magazines for ages and it's just making me feel frustrated and seedy. *Tosses Better Home and Garden behind the couch, picks up Disney Adventures.* |
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Feb 19, 2020 22:45
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Handing my boss a note from my mom letting him know that she will be picking me up from work early today.
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