Ace of Baes posted:

I lost my job the other week and am severely desperate, selling my plasma for $, etc. I see Bloomberg is paying banana bucks for canvassers and organizers, I applied for the field organizer position the other week but never got a response, probably because I don't have a college degree and all my experience is being an unpaid volunteer/organizer, I noticed he didn't have any grunt work (canvassing) jobs on his main site or his greenhouse site though, but I've been hearing about people getting these jobs

if I get a job with him I plan on doing it as poorly as possible without getting fired, as I imagine any other goon interested in these jobs will, so post any tips you got
also if you can spare a dollar or two for a desperate goon my venmo is @aceofbaes g*d bless