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Look, we all have hundreds of Million Dollar Ideas just floating around in our heads, we just don't realize it! I'll start. Ghost Motel You've heard of the Roach Motel: roaches check in, but they don't check out! Well, it turns out that if you have a pest problem, there are many avenues one can take to resolve the problem, such as traps, poisons, calling an exterminator, etc... If you have ghosts, though, who you gonna call? Nobody! The ghostbusters aren't real. Ooo! Spooky, right? But now you can buy the Ghost Motel!. Simply leave the ghost motel in a cool, dry, dark corner of the house, and just let it fill the gently caress up with ghosts. When it's full, simply throw it away and buy a new one. The Ghost Motel is biodegradable, and when it deteriorates, it releases the ghosts into their natural environment: the dump! So what are your Million Dollar Ideas, friends? |
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i thought i was set for life when the notion of a usb drive shaped like a floppy disk struck me but some shitheel had already beat me to the punch. the quest continues |
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Feb 18, 2020 05:28
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also you are wasting perfectly good soup OP |
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you're gonna have to pony up if you want my million dollar ideas. you can have my free ideas for free though
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biosterous posted:you're gonna have to pony up if you want my million dollar ideas. you can have my free ideas for free though please
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if i had a million dollars i would invest int he bilboard advertisemnt industry and own several miles owroth of billboards somewhere in the united states but instead of advertisements they're just poorly cropped images of my face like super zoomed in and pixelated but when people hear about it theyre gonna be like 'we shrould drive to this place lmao it'd be funny' and that's where the xtra million dollars come into play because i'll have a few shops along that several mile streatch where people can buy little keepsakes as something to hold onto when they want to theink back to the time they drove through a really loving weird part of the country |
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Feb 18, 2020 06:04
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Macnult posted:if i had a million dollars i would invest int he bilboard advertisemnt industry and own several miles owroth of billboards somewhere in the united states but instead of advertisements they're just poorly cropped images of my face like super zoomed in and pixelated but when people hear about it theyre gonna be like 'we shrould drive to this place lmao it'd be funny' and that's where the xtra million dollars come into play because i'll have a few shops along that several mile streatch where people can buy little keepsakes as something to hold onto when they want to theink back to the time they drove through a really loving weird part of the country the macnult trading card game, collect and battle each individual pixel of their face
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Feb 18, 2020 06:44
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Macnult posted:if i had a million dollars i would invest int he bilboard advertisemnt industry and own several miles owroth of billboards somewhere in the united states but instead of advertisements they're just poorly cropped images of my face like super zoomed in and pixelated but when people hear about it theyre gonna be like 'we shrould drive to this place lmao it'd be funny' and that's where the xtra million dollars come into play because i'll have a few shops along that several mile streatch where people can buy little keepsakes as something to hold onto when they want to theink back to the time they drove through a really loving weird part of the country Now this is what I'm talking about |
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Feb 18, 2020 13:02
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Everyone gives me a dollar until I have a million of them. If I succeed I might even do it again, who knows? |
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Feb 18, 2020 13:53
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free ideas: - bread pants - what if rocks were better - human whiskers, like cat whiskers, so we don't bump into things at night that's all you get for the free sample. you can access my premium content by sending me on million dollars, or subscribing for five easy payments of $250000. sign up now and you'll also get a keychain i got of this weird billboard i saw
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Feb 18, 2020 14:10
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Now this is what I'm talking about
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Feb 18, 2020 14:13
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its a bar but there is also go karts. so, you sign the waiver, do the drink, and then get to drunk drive in a safe and fun way. i have never done the drunk driving but if drunk bike riding is any indication it would be a lotta fun. add some nerf guns, a program that manages top speeds so you can affect the performance of your friends vehicles for real. i want this so bad.
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Feb 18, 2020 15:35
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Decidr, an app that allows you to summon someone to help you decide which shirt to wear, or what to order for lunch, or which coffee or salsa to buy. Our specially trained and fully background checked Decision Assistants will point with authority and confidence at a random option on your list of narrowed down possibilities, no matter how large it still may be. You will accept this decision because you certainly don't have any better ideas, or, for a small upcharge, you may have them point again in the all too likely event that you instantly realize you don't want the one they're pointing at but you're still no closer to picking a winner yourself. |
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Feb 18, 2020 15:49
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mozzarella sticks but they're shaped like football uprights, thereby tripling the number of dips you can make without double dipping as well as the obvious brand synergies with the NFL |
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Feb 18, 2020 15:58
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a new brand of breadcrumbs called Powdered Toast to appeal to today's hip youth
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biosterous posted:- human whiskers, like cat whiskers, so we don't bump into things at night i already have these. at least that's the only reason i can think of for why i keep sprouting a couple hairs on each shoulder |
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Feb 18, 2020 16:11
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Cauliflowered cauliflower. It's cauliflower, blended and processed, then textured and shaped into a low calorie, low carb cauliflower alternative. |
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Feb 18, 2020 16:28
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Stealing all the ideas in this thread and profiting off the mental labor of others
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Feb 18, 2020 16:41
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weed dice
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Feb 18, 2020 17:12
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an rear end bra for your unwieldy giant rear end. a cup for each cheek
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Feb 18, 2020 17:21
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biosterous posted:weed dice on a natural 20 u r too high to post also: selling tickets to BtSMF posting in the yob, tickets good for one day and no refunds
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Feb 18, 2020 17:23
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Skillshare, you dont watn to learn something? Pay someone else to learn it for you and make the cool projects youve always wanted to |
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Feb 18, 2020 17:51
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send me your millions and I will help people, perhaps a million people... you won't get rich, or maybe you will, but you will have helped a lot of people suffering :> #invest-in-my-company
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a talking fish tbat you hang on your wall and never shuts the fuvk up
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you've heard of pet rock but how about pet me? give me your care and attention and money, everyone!
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Feb 18, 2020 18:39
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The cake snake. It's a snake that you hide in a children's birthday cake and when you play the happy birthday song it dances to it.
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Feb 18, 2020 18:41
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socks, but your your hands, with little tunnels for each finger. you wear them when it's cold, or when you don't want your hands to get dirty
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Feb 18, 2020 18:42
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a drink that tastes and smells good, and keeps you alert and wakeful. then, another drink that tastes and smells good but makes you silly.
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Feb 18, 2020 18:43
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a little green fella who lives inside of your bong and collects all of the bits of flower that falls in
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a type of butter containing thc so that you can take a big bite off the stick of butter & get stoned
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google THIS posted:Cauliflowered cauliflower. It's cauliflower, blended and processed, then textured and shaped into a low calorie, low carb cauliflower alternative. But also I have a real great idea and no plans to pursue it so this one is free to the universe I call it the porch pirate preventer It’s a box that sits on your front porch - either really heavy or attached to the ground. It can be opened one time per day (delivery guy) then once It’s locked you need a key So please steal my idea so I can buy one from you 
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Feb 18, 2020 19:34
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what if there's a keypad to enter in a password and if you put the wrong one in a giant jack in the box pops out to scare way toe potential thief
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Feb 18, 2020 19:36
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magic cactus posted:The cake snake. It's a snake that you hide in a children's birthday cake and when you play the happy birthday song it dances to it. Daddy why is the cake squirming |
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Heather Papps posted:its a bar but there is also go karts. so, you sign the waiver, do the drink, and then get to drunk drive in a safe and fun way. I have done drunk bumper cars twice and you will wake up with neck and other assorted body pain as if you've just been in multiple gleeful collisions all night. |
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Feb 18, 2020 19:59
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friend square
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Feb 18, 2020 20:06
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a car with sponges for wheels so if you drive into a lake itll just absorb all the water and you can drive on the lakebed to safety
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Feb 18, 2020 20:06
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Piso Mojado posted:friend square would buy and then touch |
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Feb 18, 2020 21:05
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An app that guides opportunity to your door and acts like a lighthouse so your ship comes in. It also makes every full moon a blue moon so good stuff happens to you more often, and teaches you patience so you get all sorts of good things while you wait.
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I Follow You I follow you around for a while, for no particular reason, for a fee. Maybe I'll help you with something, maybe I'll lightly heckle you or even someone who annoys you, maybe I'll be really tired that day so I'll be awkwardly silent the whole time. Who knows? But we won't exactly be hanging out or anything, maybe we can do that afterwards but while I'm on the clock I'll just be weirdly hovering in your presence. You provide lunch. |
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VR posting it's just what you're doing now, but also in virtual reality
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