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A collection of CDs of music moms listen to (i.e. Bonnie Raitte, Tracy Chapman, Joni Mitchell, etc.) called Mom Jams.
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:A collection of CDs of music moms listen to (i.e. Bonnie Raitte, Tracy Chapman, Joni Mitchell, etc.) called Mom Jams. did not realize I am actually a mom
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:did not realize I am actually a mom Congratulations. It's the hardest job on earth |
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google THIS posted:Decidr, an app that allows you to summon someone to help you decide which shirt to wear, or what to order for lunch, or which coffee or salsa to buy. Our specially trained and fully background checked Decision Assistants will point with authority and confidence at a random option on your list of narrowed down possibilities, no matter how large it still may be. You will accept this decision because you certainly don't have any better ideas, or, for a small upcharge, you may have them point again in the all too likely event that you instantly realize you don't want the one they're pointing at but you're still no closer to picking a winner yourself. why is nobody spotting the genius that this is. you could also have one for couples who can't decide on a thing, like where to go to eat, or what to make for dinner. the decider picks something at random, and takes out the frustration of, "no, i don't feel like that." then what /do/ you want." "idk, you pick something." "talk to the app. i'm getting a drink." |
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So, I asked Transformer "A list of Million Dollar Ideas: 1: Do a toaster sale 2: Do a Sweet Potato sale 3: Get rich quick by selling your old accessories online 4: Start selling your pottery online 5: Inspire yourself by posting designs for your birthday or wedding online. 6: Upload your shopping list online so you know how much things cost online before you make them! 7: Make the list of expenses for this month, and then list every little expense on a single page, then cut out the little ones and complete them. 8: Get famous! 9: Live off your designs" amazing
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:8: Get famous! drat, pro strat |
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Making room in my front yard to get rich selling those sweet, sweet potatoes
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pre-distressing tophats to sell to bindle hipsters
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Pancake batter, but you put it in popsicle molds and freeze it. I call them pancakesicles.
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Be born rich |
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Butt deodorant |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Butt deodorant I think this already exists. |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Butt deodorant Deoderant for your butt, or butt-scented deodorant?
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Develop the next killer app. That's right. Murder for hire. But on your smartphone
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Develop the next killer app. That's right. Murder for hire. But on your smartphone it's called Killr |
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Whoria Discordia posted:Deoderant for your butt, or butt-scented deodorant? butt-scented deodorant for your butt |
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:butt-scented deodorant for your butt I was sitting at home watching my dogs and the idea just came to me... |
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Posting one million one dollar ideas to make a million
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I remember in marketing class I thought of a pet collar with a speaker as a joke, but then mentioned it out loud and apparently people said it was a great idea.
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oliwan posted:it's called Killr It'll make a killing! Too much is always not enough! |
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my million dolar idea is that basical ly you buy up maybe one hundered or two hundered of wishing fountrains and you go there every month in the night and collect the pennies and put them in to the bank. but you cna only do this if they are close to like a disney land or something like that otherwise it wont work and you will feel bad my other mlillion doller idea is that you ask a genie to make and deliver you one hundered sandwitches every month and you sell them all to subway (eat fresh!) for money and dollarydoos e: another billion dollar idea is that you could make an app to tell people each day how many hours or days left they haave in this world and they could pay for more time or pay for you to not message them every half an hour telling them that they have half an hour less time in the world. also it would tell them how much time that they ahve spent looking at the app and feeling sad because of the app and they could pay to remove thta too. obviously it doesnt work if they can uninstall the app so maybe it black mails them or something i dont know. like apparently every one uses their phone on the toilet so it takes poop pictures of them and will send it to their boss andor date if they don't pay a fee every few months obviously thats illegal but i like to think that if you could change the law, then youd have one billion dollers alexandriao fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Feb 27, 2020 Too much is always not enough! |
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Dick Pound Name Change Services Basically for a fee I'll get your name legally changed to Dick Pound |
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fortified cotton candy - it is like normal cotton candy except with protein powder, bcaas, and various essential vitamins/minerals - perfect for people who want to act they want to get into shape but really just want to eat cotton candy aka everyone |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:fortified cotton candy - it is like normal cotton candy except with protein powder, bcaas, and various essential vitamins/minerals - perfect for people who want to act they want to get into shape but really just want to eat cotton candy aka everyone 'diet' cotton candy. it's just a stick |
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I need 2 million people to send me 50 cents and I can get this thing off the ground **points at a hot air balloon with the letters "THIS THING" emblazoned on the side**
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I need 2 million people to send me 50 cents and I can get this thing off the ground **points at a hot air balloon with the letters "THIS THING" emblazoned on the side** 
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3D glasses but instead of making things 3D they activate subtitles |
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FluffieDuckie posted:But also I have a real great idea and no plans to pursue it so this one is free to the universe My car does this. I haven't tried the service to see how it works.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:So, I asked Transformer Being famous would suck hard. I want to be rich and completely obscure.
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Dunno if anyone already said this, but a leather bound book of my posts would make a great gift
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Uber but for shitposting Like if you want to shitpost, you can just open up an application, and shitpost on demand |
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Macnult posted:3D glasses but instead of making things 3D they activate subtitles I thought this thread was for jokes not extremely good ideas make sure you slap a tm on this and mail yourself this thread
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Here's my million dollar idea: A printer that works anytime you want to print something. Here's my idea that is so good it literally prints money: That same printer only it can now literally print money. |
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a really big clam stuffed fulla chowder
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Bread in a soup bowl |
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I would, but it's more of a billion dollar idea.
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An edible meshing to wrap your burger in so the toppings don't spill out when you bite into it. |
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an aggressive species of wasps that live indoors and when they sting you, it feels really good and cures headaches, migraines, and regressive conservative values |
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