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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Post your 3am thru 6am insomniac thoughts here.
All time zones welcomed. If you fall asleep, don't worry. Sleep well sweet goon. Only in sleep can we be free.

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Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Post your 3am thru 6am insomniac thoughts here.
All time zones welcomed. If you fall asleep, don't worry. Sleep well sweet goon. Only in sleep can we be free.

I need to stop smoking in the middle of the night.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Current thought: i can't remember the last time I've had a whole pizza pocket. I kinda feel like there was a reason, but it's making me kinda hungry. Kinda want 1

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Nurge posted:

I need to stop smoking in the middle of the night.

The opposite of a wake n bake. A bake n stay awake.


Thought#2: my dog weighs 35lbs and somehow manages to take up 50% of a queen size bed. I feel like she gets mad when I move her so i let her be. I love that dog tho.

ShortyMR.CAT fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Feb 19, 2020

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
"nobody cares about literally anything and we're all hosed"

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

Nurge posted:

I need to stop smoking in the middle of the night.
about 3 through 5 is a horribly depressing circadian trough without some kind of smoke up tho.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Just found smth that looks like child porn on a discord Im on, stupid anime type drawing of forced head
Fuckin gross as gently caress
Great way to wake up
gently caress this gay earth

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
discord you say? shocking!

people in grindr sure love to invite you over for some meth during this time frame which honestly makes a lot of sense

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Private Cumshoe posted:

people in grindr sure love to invite you over for some meth during this time frame which honestly makes a lot of sense

Very friendly of them

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

I woke up at 4:00 am with my mind racing about meaningless work poo poo. I wasn't always like this and I don't know where things went wrong. I tried to sleep until I finally got up at 5:00 when I realized it would be nice to drink coffee in peace before my kids wake up.

My friend can go to sleep at 8:00 pm and sleep until 8:00 am the next day. I'm jealous as gently caress of people like that. I have to stay up past 11 pm or I'll be waking up consistently at 2:00 am. Too bad staying awake is boring as poo poo when you're old.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR77LZoJ3uY

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

The opposite of a wake n bake. A bake n stay awake.


Thought#2: my dog weighs 35lbs and somehow manages to take up 50% of queen size bed. I feel like she gets mad when I move her so i let her be. I love that dog tho.

Dogs expand 75% during the night. It is known.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Don’t look at the news, it will just make me angry and I won’t sleep

opie
Nov 28, 2000
Check out my TFLC Excuse Log!

me your dad posted:

I woke up at 4:00 am with my mind racing about meaningless work poo poo. I wasn't always like this and I don't know where things went wrong. I tried to sleep until I finally got up at 5:00 when I realized it would be nice to drink coffee in peace before my kids wake up.

The closer it is to 7 the more I wake up wondering if it’s time to get up for my 7am Skype meeting that I won’t pay any attention to but my boss will be checking if I attend.

I can’t see the clock without my glasses but if I move around too much to check the time and it’s close to 6am my old dog who can barely see or get his fat butt off the floor will magically hear that I’m awake and think it’s breakfast time and annoy the poo poo out of me until I feed him. So sometimes I lay awake just wondering if it’s safe to check my phone or get up to pee.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Bagels look really weird after you've boiled them before you bake them.

opie
Nov 28, 2000
Check out my TFLC Excuse Log!
The paradox of being unable to sleep because you’re afraid of being woken up.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Usually it's something like "drat, I gotta pee"

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Thought 1: I wanna go back to sleep quick, hope the cat doesn't realize I'm awake and get right in my face for attention

Thought 2: *MEOW* well gently caress

Cat only ever does this to me, not my wife. Does the cat love me more, or does it know I'm the bigger sucker?

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
My mind is consumed by deep thots

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Dang, gotta get up for work in some amount of time between three hours and ten minutes, and ten minutes. Better keep sleeping.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Dang I gotta piss. Gonna go do that then continue sleeping.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
World is a gently caress, burn it all down. Herald of the apocalypse, I await you!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind was an excellent video game.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

drat horror queefs posted:

My mind is consumed by deep thots

The thots have infected your brain!


Fell asleep at 4am woke up at 8am. Blessed

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Some stupid hemming and hawing about some stupid work bullshit

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
There’s too much to do and not enough time and I can’t get it done and there’s something else I can’t put my finger on but I know it’s critical and gently caress I can’t remember it and god drat it this is the wrong pillow that fucks my neck up and there’s no way she could possibly still love me and why does my chest feel so tight and there’s no way out and Jesus Christ I have to pee

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

that one dream where youre moving in to your off campus housing the final year of college

its a dump but you can smoke and drink freely

old school NES is involved, and you go to a skyscraper but the elevator never works

you go to the cafeteria at college and theyre always between meals

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

how bout that one dream where you to to vegas and its raining so you go to a bar and your ex girlfriend is bartending. you know, the cool ex girlfriend that had problems and would suck your dick every day because she said it helped her relax.

she hates you now, even in your dreams

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

drat these dreams are making me thirsty. better house this glass of tepid bathroom sink water

OK Morpheus, put me back in

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
hi im drunk wassup

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

you dream about your mom. she's alive in your dreams. alive again. like, you could have sworn you saw her die with your own eyes in her living room, but she's standing there, completely OK. you give her a hug, I guess she cheated death or something. who cares.

it sounds more sad than it is. you wake up happy to have seen your mom again.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

man i gotta piss, guess I'll just fluff up and let my prostate take one for the team because i am not getting up. back to sleep.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

its winter outside but youre swimming in a marsh of some sort in your dreams. there are alligators but its ok. you towel off and get in line to the rollercoaster. it looks like its gonna rain.

youre on the rollercoaster for the 4th time but cant remember the last 3. you hear a daft punk song in the distance. your girlfriends alarm goes off at 6, its time to wake up.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Work poo poo or dating related poo poo.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgPZmSwC4M

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Tomorrow I’ll get my poo poo together! No more boozing and eating crap food.

Tomorrow will be different.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
goddamn it's still too early for breakfast isn't it

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Why can I fall asleep in 5 minutes when napping in the day but it's taking me 2 hours to do the same at night?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Captain Splendid posted:

Why can I fall asleep in 5 minutes when napping in the day but it's taking me 2 hours to do the same at night?

A nap doesn't involve the existential dread of having to face the next day.

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Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
im almost ready for some thoughts
..
okay here I go
..\
i want to die

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