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Sjs00 posted:im almost ready for some thoughts Same, except I'm still at work you lucky ponce.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Same, except I'm still at work you lucky ponce. getting paid to post oh god how terrible
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Captain Splendid posted:Why can I fall asleep in 5 minutes when napping in the day but it's taking me 2 hours to do the same at night? Vincent Van Goatse posted:goddamn it's still too early for breakfast isn't it Sjs00 posted:im almost ready for some thoughts
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Feb 20, 2020 09:57
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if I fall asleep now I can have 5 hours of sleep if I fall asleep now I can have 4 hours of sleep if I fall asleep now I can have 3 hours of sleep
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Feb 20, 2020 10:16
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Today's thought is actually a 1am thought: God drat nyquil is the poo poo. Fell asleep at 6pm holybshit now im awake but i go to work at 8am. Imma close my eyes hope for the best
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Feb 20, 2020 10:33
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Thot#2: my dog still hogging the bed and i hear my stomach making weird noises?!
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Feb 20, 2020 10:33
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Nuts and Gum posted:Tomorrow I’ll get my poo poo together! No more boozing and eating crap food.
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Feb 20, 2020 10:44
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I used to wake up with the worst anxiety about how I'm going to deal with all my poo poo. Every night. One time I woke up without my heart pounding and I saw the anxiety coming at me a few seconds later and wash over me like a wave. I still get that but not as often anymore, so I got that going for me. Today, baby can't sleep, so I'm awake too. I used to work brunch and have to go to work at 4AM. I'd get brunch brutalized, get out at 4PM after a couple shift drinks, pick up a cheeseburger sub and a six-pack of PBR pounders, and pass out on the couch. I'd wake up to my roommates watching some Henry Rollins special at some weird rear end hour and I'd crack open another beer and hang out for a minute. Life's an adventure. Do kids still have adventures?
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Feb 20, 2020 11:15
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kecske posted:if I fall asleep now I can have 5 hours of sleep This, but intersected with work bullshit ("don't forget to follow up on that email!" "Did you put accurate data in that report?" "Boss was cold towards me, she must hate me" "you're gonna lose your job); health poo poo ("stomache ache? You're gon die bitch"); and catastrophic things happening ("you didn't pay insurance on your car" "you're not gonna get that contract extension" "you're gonna be evicted"
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Feb 20, 2020 11:58
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between dreams of a massive parties with close friends, I've been having liminal-state thoughts and emailing them to myself. vignettes, jokes, art stuff. this morning's: "a skull, deformed. single hairs growing from the bone" gonna sculpt it
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Feb 20, 2020 14:03
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Ate hot wings for dinner. Woke up at 3 am wide awake. I am sure it was caused by the spicy wings. Anyone else have hot wing induced insomnia?
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Feb 20, 2020 14:20
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I once was sitting on the edge of my bed half dreaming at 3:30 and straight up heard a David Attenborough voice-over saying "His consciousness is in an interstitial state" I had to Google it to figure out what interstitial meant.
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Feb 20, 2020 14:39
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Wow that's an excellent idea I just came up with. I'd write it down but that'd just wake me right up, I'm sure I'll remember tomorrow morning.
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Feb 20, 2020 15:33
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One of those comic book speech bubbles that's just a bunch of skulls and daggers and poo poo.
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Feb 20, 2020 15:38
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deedee megadoodoo posted:Ate hot wings for dinner. Woke up at 3 am wide awake. I am sure it was caused by the spicy wings. Anyone else have hot wing induced insomnia? when i eat spicy food i usually wake up an hour or so earlier with a warmness travelling through my colon and i must poop
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Feb 20, 2020 18:20
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:"nobody cares about literally anything and we're all hosed" I take comfort in this.
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Feb 20, 2020 18:35
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Oh god oh gently caress oh no [repeated into infinity]
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Feb 20, 2020 19:17
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The talky podcast I listened to while sleeping had a weird robot voice read a really bad motivational poem right in the middle of a conversation, which woke me up, but then when I rewound it, the poem was gone, so I just stayed awake another hour thinking bout ghosts.
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Feb 20, 2020 19:19
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Every level of magnification shows a smaller world with its own cities, mountains, and wastelands. There is a world of ants, a world of microbes, a world of subatomic particles, like this could go on forever. None of them can perceive much less comprehend the world of humans. So here we are, looking at stars saying that is as big as it gets, there is nothing bigger than a universe of stars because we can’t see anything beyond it, as we look down on all those little worlds unaware of us. And right now there could be a dust mite on an eyelash saying that is as big as it gets, there is nothing bigger than an eyelash, because it goes on forever and you can’t see anything beyond it. What are the odds that the largest system of organization just happens to be the exact largest size that we can perceive? Maybe some bored energy giant with a microscope just poked a star to make it go nova, or tweaked our ionosphere to drop a lightning bolt on someone to see what happens. And it doesn’t matter. We can’t communicate with him any more than microbes can with us, and now he has some important energy giant stuff to do for the next billion years anyway. They are all busy with stuff that exists at their own scale. Busy as ants.
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Feb 20, 2020 20:26
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Am I dead? Are we all dead? I really need to sleep. I'm pretty sure I'm not dead. Maybe this is hell and they have been right all along only they don't realize that they are only half right. Maybe the dream world is the real world. What time is it. gently caress, now I need to pee. If I get up I will be even more awake. I can't sleep needing to pee, though. I'm gonna go pee. What was I thinking about?
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Feb 20, 2020 20:33
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I'm usually at work at this point of my day. So I guess "gently caress me I'm tired all the time"
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Feb 20, 2020 20:43
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Usually it's all of the things that I want to get as part of projects followed by the realization that I'm never gonna be able to afford any of them and the amount of time it takes for me to save up for even a single one is ridiculous. I feel like I'm just waiting my life away. Waiting on this, waiting for that, waiting endlessly. I need money but my hope of ever getting a non-poo poo job is pretty dim. I don't even know what I want to do anymore and I'm not qualified on paper for anything. Lol ok go back to sleep
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Feb 21, 2020 03:14
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life is pointless
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What occupation would be most suprisingly for you to encounter if they were fully practicing orange robes bhuddist
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Feb 21, 2020 06:33
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do you think virgins think about peeing after sex?
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Feb 21, 2020 06:40
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how come you guys have such hosed up thoughts at night
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Feb 21, 2020 07:18
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Do 2~4am shits count here?
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Feb 21, 2020 07:20
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I usually am kept awake thinking about Lary the Cable Guy Unplugged; a concept album about his last moments alive.
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Feb 21, 2020 07:28
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deedee megadoodoo posted:Ate hot wings for dinner. Woke up at 3 am wide awake. I am sure it was caused by the spicy wings. Anyone else have hot wing induced insomnia? No, pizza induced insomnia here. Sipping water and eating tums 7 hours after eating
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Feb 21, 2020 07:52
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Earth sucks poo poo, I wonder what people on another planet thinks about they own planet
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Feb 21, 2020 07:52
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"The night is cold but my girlfriend's bum is warm and I love the way she snuggles back into me in her sleep when I roll over and spoon her. The cat's tiny snores are so adorable and relaxing, I'll get back to sleep in no time."
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Feb 21, 2020 07:56
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I know that there are certain things that I can think about that will help me go to sleep, but it is impossible to remember what the last one is, the one that finally works. I wish I could figure out what that magic word is.
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Feb 21, 2020 09:39
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make my own gravy? hell, I make my own soup.
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Feb 21, 2020 10:09
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why is my body like this drat you body
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Feb 21, 2020 10:11
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I have heartburn i could take antacids but then i'd have to brush my teeth again also standing up is defeat
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Feb 21, 2020 10:13
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It's 2 am and the existential horror is here.
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In one of those moods where I just don't want to go to bed. Not doing anything productive or worthwhile, just making my way through the schadenfreud thread, but I don't want to go to sleep. I hate nights like these.Live Free posted:how come you guys have such hosed up thoughts at night
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Methanar posted:It's 2 am and the existential horror is here. That's the loving worst, sorry man
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It's 5am, been working for 12 hours now and I need to haul a bunch of this hygrogen sulphide water out of this site way the gently caress in the bush. I figure I have another hour before I fall asleep road side. Fyi it's 1% h2s. It knocks you out at around 300ppm, deadly around 700ppm (your cells can't take in oxygen) and this is 10,000ppm.
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