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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:I nailed the sole remaining slipper to the barn roof. let it fly as a flag for my once peaceful nation. ive tried as hard as I could to remain neutral. I will let it send a message to my enemies if they dare step foot on these sacred grounds... if you want my other slipper, come and get it you cowards Cinderella is NOT. loving. AROUND! 
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Jun 20, 2020 23:15
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Melon stripe tastes like.. melon. 
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Jul 15, 2020 09:58
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i was high and doing captchas and figured it out. they are making us train their ai. we are teaching our digital overlords what crosswalks are and i guarantee you they will use this knowledge to better enslave us You should just be able to say you aren’t a robot because science hasn’t developed robots who know how to lie.
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Jul 19, 2020 08:33
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i would sell my freaking car for a dental hygiene robot im tired of flossing my life away Dude flossing your teeth is fun and healthy. 
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Jul 20, 2020 11:13
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:right on i agree i cant sleep until my grinners are all nice and polished but i get too into it and spend like 10 minutes digging around in there and my teeth are sharp too and cut the floss you know actually i dont think im flossing right I can’t find regular unwaxed floss anywhere anymore. I want to get the food out of my teeth not wax coat it. Like it was my first legit old man moment in the drug store, all this waxy silky bitch baby poo poo. Why don’t I clean out my rear end in a top hat with a candle too.
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Man I have to piss too hard to sleep. I will lay here for 3 hours with my eyes closed until the daylight comes. Then I’ll piss and go back to bed. 
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