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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

:wardlow:

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Wardlow time

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

transitional chump

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
lol Wardowned

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Wardloh-no :smith:

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

It's really been all downhill since the MJF feud.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


He’s at his Wardlowest point

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Wardlow was best when he was destroying local security. rip to a real one

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
We found his kryptonite, extremely padded surfaces.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Wardlow tried to end it all by going to a local bouldering gym

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

over this guy. to the Fed!

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Lost the hair and lost his power

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Lost the hair and lost his power

Like Samson?

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

If Wardlow acted like Brock Samson I'd be the biggest mark for him in the world.

TK: Uh, I'm always open to booking ideas but you just drew the little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin records

Wardlow: What are you trying to say little man, you don't like Zepp?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


TANK LEDGER:gifttank:

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

:siren::wardlow:!:siren:

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

Wardlow leaving that forklift in forward drive with the parking brake off, he's gonna have to recertify for that.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Wardlow coming up on the pape

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Wardlow

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k

Shinjobi posted:

Wardlows balls

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

:wardlow:

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




The wardog.....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WARDLOW absolutely nailed that Swanton, goddamn that was impressive.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

WARDLOW absolutely nailed that Swanton, goddamn that was impressive.

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/1663664393081569280

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

this chump is WASHED. dumping my Wardlow stock and going all-in on Big Bill. mods should lock the thread.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Brother Wardawg

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I was thinkin last night, wardlow is like the wcw power plant was operating in secret for the past 20 years and created their ultimate specimen: a huge jacked guy who does flips and all manner of impressive stuff with zero personality whatsoever

idk how you turn that into a winning formula (wcw sure never did) but thats kind of where I'm at w the wardog. very happy for Christian for his big win, he did it

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

He lost his aura when he cut his hair and opened his mouth.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Sticky Nate posted:

He lost his aura when he cut his hair and opened his mouth.

it really is startling just how much Short Hair Wardlow is Just A Guy

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

shiksa posted:

I was thinkin last night, wardlow is like the wcw power plant was operating in secret for the past 20 years and created their ultimate specimen: a huge jacked guy who does flips and all manner of impressive stuff with zero personality whatsoever

idk how you turn that into a winning formula (wcw sure never did) but thats kind of where I'm at w the wardog. very happy for Christian for his big win, he did it
Wouldn’t Lesnar be a better example? Or does physical presence count as personality?

For awhile there you could see NXT really trying to find new Lesnars, ie big human bricks who could move and sell. Miro was probably the one who came closest that ideal, at least within that system, and he rules. On the indies you had Keith Lee and Jeff Cobb. It’s a good era for beef lovers.

Anyway, Wardlow is still young, he could still find a niche.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Wardlow is 35 years old.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
wardlol more like it

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

ward-looooow; sweet idiot. someone please take that arn hoooooome

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Quantum of Phallus posted:

this chump is WASHED. dumping my Wardlow stock and going all-in on Big Bill. mods should lock the thread.

Here me out though: Big Bill & WARDLOW tag team, The Big Dawgs

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Wardlow

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:


:wardlow::hf::wardlow:

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
NGL I popped hard for Wardaddy returning

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

time for another classic 3 week push for the Snoredog

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Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Quantum of Phallus posted:

time for another classic 3 week push for the Snoredog

The war daddy is coming for you!

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