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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

is pepsi ok posted:

Woldraw = Jack Evans???

sam roberts

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



First recruit for Villain Enterprises II

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Mar 8, 2010



is pepsi ok posted:

Wardlow: big, beefy, good hair, wears suits, silent
Woldraw: small, skinny, bad hair, dresses like a bum, never shuts up

Woldraw = Jack Evans???

gently caress

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


ward = a child cared for by a guardian

so the opposite of wardlow would be a careless adult who is high. Jack theory corroborated.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

wardlow can do a flip, however

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
I liked Wardlow’s singlet

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
my son is also named Wardlow

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

my son is also named Wardlow

You must be very proudlow

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

my son is also named Wardlow

Treat him right or I'll call CPS and he'll be a Wardlow of the state.

96 BELOW THE WAVE
Sep 12, 2011

all your prayers must seem as nothing


Conrad_Birdie posted:

I liked Wardlow’s singlet

controversial maybe but I'm pro-suit

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


wardlow

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

You say goodbye
And I say Wardlow

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



When Wardlow wins the title he becomes an Okada-like champion and successfully defends it in incredible 6-star classic matches for years. When his reign finally comes to an end, Wardlow, despondent and unsure what to do with himself now, dyes his hair red and starts carrying balloons around. He has become..............Weirdlow

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Wardlow is a big beefy powerful boy but he can also do a flip... ?? how did they do this

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
who'd he ever beat?

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Is this where I petition to have Wardlow’s music changed to a soundalike of AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck” where instead of “THUN-DER” it goes “WARD-LOW?”

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Ad by Khad posted:

who'd he ever beat?

Cody for several minutes

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

flashy_mcflash posted:

Cody for several minutes

Also a couple guys in the parking lot

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


he never pinned any of those people so I'm sure hes feeling ward low at this time

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Wardlow has his wrestling income garnished by Maxwell Jacob Friedman, he only needs to knock people wardlow, not necessarily wardout.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
wardlow the turbo virgo

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
wardlow

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

nardwuar

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Low Desert Punk posted:

wardlow the turbo virgo

Turbo Virgil

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Super Street Virgil II Hyper Turbo Championship Edition EX

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
what's his finisher

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cavauro posted:

nardwuar

Doot dooda loo doot

Ward Low

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Mar 8, 2010



Ad by Khad posted:

what's his finisher

Wardlow blow

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Cody's moonsault was very high risk high rewardlow.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Zombie Lemur posted:

Cody's moonsault was very high risk high rewardlow.
i'm writing this post in as my choice for president in the 2020 general election

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Zombie Lemur posted:

Cody's moonsault was very high risk high rewardlow.

:yeshaha:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Ad by Khad posted:

what's his finisher

the f-10

(I think I heard samoan driver? but lmfao at the f-10)

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Here’s what autocomplete has to say about Wardlow

quote:

Wardlow is the time of time to get my kids this week to work on the right side of the road to the next week and I can do it tomorrow morning and then I’ll be back in the morning and then I’ll be back in the morning and then I’ll be back in the morning and then I’ll be back in the morning

So, look for him the morning

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i love the f-10 because every single time i hear it, just like i did the first time, i am going to scream "OH MY GOD THE F-10, THAT IS FIVE MORE THAN THE F-5!"

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!
Bass!
Wardlow can you go?
Bled Rhodes, what a brother knows
Once again, back is the incredible
The Dyn-naminal
The Nightmarable Co-Dy, EVP Number One
MJF said, "Freeze!" and I got numb
Can I tell 'em Stardust never really was fun?
But it's the crap that the Vinnie K-Mac spun
Now TNT got me in a cell cause my tickets, they sell
Cause a brother like me said, "Well
This gimmick sucks and your writers won't listen to
What I can say to you, what NXT wanna do is follow for now"
Power of the people, say
"Make a miracle, Tony, pump the lyrical"
Dark is fark, All In, we're gonna win
Check it out, yeah y'all, here we go again

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
I don't know what a f-10 is but I assume it is some sort of double f-5 and that sounds like it could be good

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Mar 8, 2010



If Wardlow has the ”double F5” who will be his Cena who’ll defeat him with a ”FU2”?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

extradite THIS! posted:

If Wardlow has the ”double F5” who will be his Cena who’ll defeat him with a ”FU2”?

rolling death valley driver into an fu, surely brian cage can do this

large_gourd
Jan 17, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I find this F arms race troubling. If F10's are allowed, F15s are right around the corner, and then it's on to the dreaded F20 and beyond. When will it stop

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

large_gourd posted:

I find this F arms race troubling. If F10's are allowed, F15s are right around the corner, and then it's on to the dreaded F20 and beyond. When will it stop

my gimmick is that my finishing move is the f-35, a ridiculously convoluted move that takes forever to setup and i never actually get to finish. i will never win a match.

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