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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Lights flicker out during the debate, they come back on and Bloomberg has 5 knives and 1 sickle in his back.

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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whoa drat Reid lookin' rougher than I expected

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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Jesus, this debate is going to be a loving brawl

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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kidkissinger posted:

the crowd is inherently stacked towards rat boy and co.

Yeah Bernie's getting nothing but Pete is getting every one of his empty platitudes cheered.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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So a candidate like Bernie Sanders?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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Bernie says 99.9% of his supporters are good people, goons begin sweating and looking around nervously.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

kidkissinger posted:

omg pete is such a giant baby

he's clearly actually mad about the memes

Pete knows the path to victory is through Bernie, so yeah, he's clearly going for Sanders.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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You're right Amy, racism famously ended when we elected a black guy president after all.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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I like how no one has even mentioned Biden. No one cares Joe, go home.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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Mazer__ posted:

Feels like Warren is auditioning for Bernie's VP slot and I don't entirely hate the idea after the Bloomberg slams.

I thought that as well, but then she started stabbing him as well so

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Have Some Flowers! posted:

Lot of not-swinging-at-Bloomberg going on right now :(

He's also getting no opportunity to talk which is just as good.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Bernie places his hand on the Bible to recite the Oath, collapses immediately afterward, Disney reveals his candidacy has been the elaborate marketing stunt for a movie remake in history.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Voters like being told how rich I am right? Yeah, yeah, they'll love it.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Nairbo posted:

Is this going badly for Bernard or am I just over worried

I wouldn't say he's crushing it, but I think the story of the night is Bloomberg bursting into flames. This is a horrendous performance and its his first public appearance.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
holy gently caress warren

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Nairbo posted:

lmao how much of a god complex did he have to have for Bloomberg to think joining this race was a good idea

Hyper-rich white guys think they are way smarter and way more popular than they actually are? Since when?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Arist posted:

There's another hour of this. People are going to die tonight

:emptyquote:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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I think Klobuchar is on the verge of violence.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Pete is doing a hard charm offensive here, I have to admit. He’s a piece of poo poo, but he’s weaponizing it here.

Yeah, this is going to be one of the secondary narratives out of tonight. Pete looks neat and clean and professional and that's great for voters who care more about image and :decorum: than actual policy.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

kalensc posted:

Can't watch live but which of these are accurate:

1A) Bloomy bombing so hard even MSM spin can't prop him up;

2B) It's everyone vs Bloom and then everyone vs Bernie and the see-saw continues throughout the night

These two.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

People think he came out of that clean? He looked like the villain in a 1980s ski lodge movie

The sample size of my boomer-rear end parents says he's winning right now.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Ytlaya posted:

Don't forget that Steyer actually released an anti-Bernie ad (or tweet or something, forget which) recently. He's not a good guy.

:negative: n-no...

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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I don't think we can turn climate policy into continuing to beat Bloomberg to death, but I'm excited to see Warren try.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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Boomer Parents Report: Mike and Pete are the only ones who aren't "shrill".

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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Biden getting a weird gun tangent in there.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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"Okay, we've had enough of policy chat, let's get back to beating the gently caress out of Mike."

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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"I've been against redlining my entire career, except for that time I specifically said redlining was good."

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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Oh no Mr Todd, don't get Bernie talking about the hyper rich, don't throw me into that briar patch

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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hmmmm yes and what kind of policies does Denmark have hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Nairbo posted:

Bernie is crushing the second half. My concerns are gone

This is Bernie's element. A smarmy piece-of-poo poo billionaire being on stage at the same time is a perfect demonstration.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

anyone cheering bloomberg makes me viscerally angry

i mean if he paid me a few thousands dollars to cheer for a couple hours I'd do it, I'm not proud.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
"So many presidents have cut my taxes, I can't remember which ones I wanted to roll back."

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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Thanks for teeing that talking point up for Bernie, Pete.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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I am starting to come back around to the idea that Liz is auditioning for a VP or Cabinet spot in the Sanders administration.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

fishing with the fam posted:

This is the first debate I've watched. Have they all been this lit?

Nah, debates are typically pretty boring. If you want a vision of what they're usually like, go back and watch the climate change segment.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
what the gently caress is biden even talking about

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

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oh god pete vs. amy round 2

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Pete saw Amy stealing his surge and realized he needed to kick her down the stairs.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Bloomberg 100% aiming to buy a contested convention.

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

PainterofCrap posted:

Moderator: *simple question on who wins*
Everyone but Bernie: *weasels*
Bernie: yes!

Sneaking in "the will of the people" while Todd tried to cut him off was *mwah*.

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