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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
WHAT TIME IS THIS?

Check-in at caucus sites begins at 1pm ET. Actual caucusing starts at 3pm ET. Partial results will supposedly start coming in around 4pm ET.


HOW DOES IT WORK?

The same as Iowa. After one round of voting, candidates with less than 15% are eliminated and their supporters leave or go to a second choice. State Delegate Equivalents (SDEs) are back. They determine how many actual delegates each candidate gets, and are not necessarily the same as the number of first or second round votes the candidate gets.

There is a good chance it will be an electoral disaster like Iowa. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/caucus-chaos-again-experts-fear-vote-counting-problems-nevada-n1139001


WHERE CAN I WATCH AND GET RESULTS?

CNN: https://www.livenewsmag.com/cnn-live-streaming/
CBS: https://www.cbsnews.com/live/

Check back later for more streams and result counts, or suggest them and I'll add them.


WHY DOES IT MATTER

This will be the first contest with a significant nonwhite voting population. It's also forecasted to be Bernie's most decisive win yet.


CANDIDATES



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Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress not another cauc the last one hasn't even ended yet

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Doorknob Slobber posted:

gently caress not another cauc the first one hasn't even ended yet

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
More information on a possible clusterfuck: https://twitter.com/danrolle/status/1230343114868457477

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

LLLLLETS GET READY TO FUMBLLLLLLEEEE

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Doorknob Slobber posted:

gently caress not another cauc the last one hasn't even ended yet

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
more like ratfuckus

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
first results: tuesday

complete: lol, no

will first results show winner as someone other than who will ultimately win the state: no, but will show a close to a tie as they can

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Did someone change the date from the 22nd to the 21st or did I make that mistake when I was creating the thread?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


The 2020 Nevada Democratic caucuses will take place in Nevada, United States, on Saturday February 22, 2020,

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

If you thought Iowa was a clusterfuck, just wait to see this one.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Jewel Repetition posted:

Did someone change the date from the 22nd to the 21st or did I make that mistake when I was creating the thread?

:sad:

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
one of these days you will get a single one of these threads right. I believe in you Jeb.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



How long will it take to count the results? 2 days
Will Bloomberg get delegates? Yes
Total caucus-goer casualties: 500 dead
Total caucus staff: 3000 dead
Total campaign staff casualties: 15 dead
Will the Bernie army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Klob Mob fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on first time caucusers?: Yes
Will Warren launch attacks on the Bros? Yes
Will Bernie launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Biden sacrifice Super Tuesday (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the casino workers make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Steyer do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Trump burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the national guard be occupying Nevada? ~15 years
Will the Nevada caucus catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this primary be good or bad for the world? Good

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Jewel Repetition posted:

Did someone change the date from the 22nd to the 21st or did I make that mistake when I was creating the thread?

more like juul repetition, imo

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

THIS IS VOTER SUPRRESION

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Goddamnit

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Skyl3lazer posted:

How long will it take to count the results? 2 days
Will Bloomberg get delegates? Yes
Total caucus-goer casualties: 500 dead
Total caucus staff: 3000 dead
Total campaign staff casualties: 15 dead
Will the Bernie army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Klob Mob fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on first time caucusers?: Yes
Will Warren launch attacks on the Bros? Yes
Will Bernie launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Biden sacrifice Super Tuesday (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the casino workers make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Steyer do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Trump burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the national guard be occupying Nevada? ~15 years
Will the Nevada caucus catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this primary be good or bad for the world? Good

Perez lied, people died.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

it’s tomorrow

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

it’s tomorrow

Yeah I wish people could edit the titles of their own threads

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

this thread brought to you by the Democratic National Committee

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Op confirmed as part of petes disinfo ratfuck squad, get the guillotines, folx!

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

We need to portray this guy in a negative way! Scowling on a pile of skulls wielding a hammer and sickle? Perfect, that's not fuckin awesome as hell at all.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



bernie sanders

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Gonna PM a random mod from the list to have them fix it. Let's see... Vilerat should be able to help

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy
jewel rep going rat mode. unbelievable

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Mr. Bad Guy posted:

We need to portray this guy in a negative way! Scowling on a pile of skulls wielding a hammer and sickle? Perfect, that's not fuckin awesome as hell at all.

if anyone needs an av



also i guess tall avs are sometimes allowed now?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Jewel Repetition posted:

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

resign

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
bloomberg bloomberg bloomberg

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




lol didn't this loving happen with the iowa thread too

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

pancake rabbit posted:

lol didn't this loving happen with the iowa thread too

caucuses are hard, so are caucus threads

had they allowed early thread creation with a simple first alignment we wouldn't be in this pickle

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

the OP forgot to sign his early thread at the bottom, as a result it must be thrown out

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Bernie loving Sanders, bitch

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




anyway this seems fine what could go wrong

https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/1230934813000880128

mythicknight
Jan 28, 2009

my thick night

cant wait for DARKNESS Inc. to be revealed as the nevada app developer

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
reporting live from the riots in Nevada

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Does bernie have people at caucus sites like he did in Iowa?

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
another week another bernie W

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

pancake rabbit posted:

lol didn't this loving happen with the iowa thread too

In both cases it was because I was thinking about today's date instead of the tomorrow's

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