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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Mr. Bad Guy posted:

We need to portray this guy in a negative way! Scowling on a pile of skulls wielding a hammer and sickle? Perfect, that's not fuckin awesome as hell at all.

Dual-wielding Bernie is metal as gently caress

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Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
Jeb is a mess

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Skyl3lazer posted:

How long will it take to count the results? 2 days
Will Bloomberg get delegates? Yes
Total caucus-goer casualties: 500 dead
Total caucus staff: 3000 dead
Total campaign staff casualties: 15 dead
Will the Bernie army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Klob Mob fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on first time caucusers?: Yes
Will Warren launch attacks on the Bros? Yes
Will Bernie launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Biden sacrifice Super Tuesday (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the casino workers make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Steyer do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Trump burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the national guard be occupying Nevada? ~15 years
Will the Nevada caucus catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this primary be good or bad for the world? Good

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Skyl3lazer posted:

How long will it take to count the results? 2 days
Will Bloomberg get delegates? Yes
Total caucus-goer casualties: 500 dead
Total caucus staff: 3000 dead
Total campaign staff casualties: 15 dead
Will the Bernie army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Klob Mob fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on first time caucusers?: Yes
Will Warren launch attacks on the Bros? Yes
Will Bernie launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Biden sacrifice Super Tuesday (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the casino workers make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Steyer do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Trump burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the national guard be occupying Nevada? ~15 years
Will the Nevada caucus catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this primary be good or bad for the world? Good

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Phlegmish posted:

Dual-wielding Bernie is metal as gently caress

If someone did the original Doom cover but with Bernie as doom guy, various centrists and MSM pundits clawing at him instead of demons, and Bernie fighting them off with a hammer and sickle, I'd buy a shitload of posters and stickers of it.

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Weedle posted:

if anyone needs an av



also i guess tall avs are sometimes allowed now?



(chud) SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!

My Gimmick Name
Sep 11, 2004



Flipping his mouth upside down would make that avatar absolutely primo

A real HA HA YES expression

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Millionaire Bernie and his THREE skull thrones. Typical socialist appeasing the dark gods...

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Bernie and his secret dark chaos superpacts

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

Skyl3lazer posted:

How long will it take to count the results? 2 days
Will Bloomberg get delegates? Yes
Total caucus-goer casualties: 500 dead
Total caucus staff: 3000 dead
Total campaign staff casualties: 15 dead
Will the Bernie army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Klob Mob fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on first time caucusers?: Yes
Will Warren launch attacks on the Bros? Yes
Will Bernie launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Biden sacrifice Super Tuesday (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the casino workers make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Steyer do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Trump burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the national guard be occupying Nevada? ~15 years
Will the Nevada caucus catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this primary be good or bad for the world? Good
Grovercaucus

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Limerick posted:

Grovercaucus

Bloomberg shows up to keep the anti-billionaire hate from falling on the other billionaire candidate and the other candidates' donors.

What I'm trying to say is, insulated Steyers

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Isn't the caucus tomorrow lol

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

C-SPAN Caller posted:

Isn't the caucus tomorrow lol

yes

Divot
Dec 23, 2013
https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1230957673920835585?s=20

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




What exactly is the penalty for breaking an NDA when it's not your job...?

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Fitzy Fitz posted:

What exactly is the penalty for breaking an NDA when it's not your job...?

you can be sued

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


My Gimmick Name posted:

Flipping his mouth upside down would make that avatar absolutely primo

A real HA HA YES expression

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1230957673920835585?s=20

Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

erm... quack-ward
This party needs to be loving destroyed

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Entenzahn posted:

This party needs to be loving destroyed

they're working on it

Max Peck
Oct 12, 2013

You know you're having a bad day when a Cylon ambush would improve it.

Weedle posted:

you can be sued

I mean, you'd definitely be sued, but the courts probably ought to find an NDA like that to be unenforceable? There's no exchange of consideration (the volunteer isn't getting anything in return for their non-disclosure, because they're a volunteer), so it shouldn't be a valid contract.

Who knows what would actually happen, though, and I'd want to already have a lawyer before being the first one to break it :shrug:

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

They need the NDAs to protect their valuable Election Fuckery intellectual property, patent pending.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Max Peck posted:

I mean, you'd definitely be sued, but the courts probably ought to find an NDA like that to be unenforceable? There's no exchange of consideration (the volunteer isn't getting anything in return for their non-disclosure, because they're a volunteer), so it shouldn't be a valid contract.

Who knows what would actually happen, though, and I'd want to already have a lawyer before being the first one to break it :shrug:

volunteers sign ndas all the time and the consideration is usually written as like "job experience/training" or something

My Gimmick Name
Sep 11, 2004




Thanks I love it.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfFLjXszBiQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzKXmQVJtfw

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Skyl3lazer posted:

How long will it take to count the results? 2 days
Will Bloomberg get delegates? Yes
Total caucus-goer casualties: 500 dead
Total caucus staff: 3000 dead
Total campaign staff casualties: 15 dead
Will the Bernie army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Klob Mob fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on first time caucusers?: Yes
Will Warren launch attacks on the Bros? Yes
Will Bernie launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Biden sacrifice Super Tuesday (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the casino workers make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Steyer do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Trump burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the national guard be occupying Nevada? ~15 years
Will the Nevada caucus catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this primary be good or bad for the world? Good

:golfclap:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

W h a t

Good democracy we have, yes

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

exciting! 🍹

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Max Peck posted:

I mean, you'd definitely be sued, but the courts probably ought to find an NDA like that to be unenforceable? There's no exchange of consideration (the volunteer isn't getting anything in return for their non-disclosure, because they're a volunteer), so it shouldn't be a valid contract.

Who knows what would actually happen, though, and I'd want to already have a lawyer before being the first one to break it :shrug:

Its an intimidation tactic

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

gas thread ban op, this gave me caucus blue balls

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

T-man posted:

gas thread ban op, this gave me caucus blue balls

Why has no mod fixed it yet?

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



Jewel Repetition posted:

Why has no mod fixed it yet?

two words. voter. suppression.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

mods knew

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Doorknob Slobber posted:

gently caress not another cauc the last one hasn't even ended yet

bernie won

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

i'm still holding strong at iowa

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Skyl3lazer posted:

How long will it take to count the results? 2 days
Will Bloomberg get delegates? Yes
Total caucus-goer casualties: 500 dead
Total caucus staff: 3000 dead
Total campaign staff casualties: 15 dead
Will the Bernie army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Klob Mob fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on first time caucusers?: Yes
Will Warren launch attacks on the Bros? Yes
Will Bernie launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Biden sacrifice Super Tuesday (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the casino workers make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Steyer do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Trump burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the national guard be occupying Nevada? ~15 years
Will the Nevada caucus catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this primary be good or bad for the world? Good

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Tokamak posted:

i'm still holding strong at iowa

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Is there even like a single nevadan goon in cspam?? Whole state seems shifty

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

totally fine as long as someone doesn't leak the phone number to 4chan lol

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

extremely ominous reporter name given the circumstances

e: also

But Rocks Hurt Head has issued a correction as of 04:12 on Feb 22, 2020

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