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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Moonshiners: Urban Alley edition

Tickle: Geezum crow, this here place sure does give me the willies...

Jim Tom: Well, you know back when I was a youngin' we used to have to take an' get us where ever we could, when ever we could to make us some o' that there SHINE you know...

Tickle: Oh, yeah no, I know Jim Tom but dang, this place sure is scary.

Jim Tom: Well, enough about all that, let's make us a still, mix us up some mash and make us some o' that SHINE...

**hours later, they scrounge up enough materials to construct a still and some propane tanks to boil down the mash into moonshine**

Jim Tom: Mmmm, yeah- this sure does smell and taste like that thar shine we used to make back thar in the woods when we was growin' up, you know

Tickle: Oh, yeah Jim Tom I sure do know and remember well because you taught me everything I know and then some because you done drank some of what you taught me clean out of your dang skull I done heared it so many dang times...

Jim Tom: You ought not to talk to your elders in a disrespectful manner...

Tickle: I ain't meant a LICK of disrespect in ANY of my discourse and I know for a FACT that you knew it, too.

Jim Tom: i was jus' foolin' with you and i know YOU knew it, too!

**both laugh, through a disturbing lack of teeth**

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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