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Chill Berserker Dude
lots of manic hoarders are kicked out of their homes for reasons... let's give them some tips and help them feel at home

- give them instant coffee, just the cans, but not the actual coffee

- advice them to start hoarding bills, the best way to get lots of useless mails, and more bills is not paying bills... it's like a self replicating von Neuman probe

- teach them to hack amazon delivery drones so they can get more cardboard boxes

- take pizza box wrapping jobs, but run away with the boxes

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Chill Berserker Dude
kidnap stowaways from trains, planes and automobiles, no one will miss them, why else would they be stowed away?

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Chill Berserker Dude

Barco Fiesta posted:

there are these places varyingly called "junkyards" and "dumps" and "landfills" and if you move into one of these places, it's like you've achieved the logical fullest extension of whatever you were trying to do in your house, all at once.

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