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even though the name implies they are crispy i assure you they are soft. please, enjoy. ---------------- |
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Feb 26, 2020 16:28
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Feb 26, 2020 16:58
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iiiit's myyyy cheeeaat daaaaay
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Feb 26, 2020 18:28
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Ok, I'm gonna need everyone to roll for initiative and then make an avoidance check to see if you A) get bowled over by the rush of co workers getting after some of them sweet, sweet donuts or B) if you make in the break room first without taking any damage from the rush AND score a doughnut
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Feb 26, 2020 19:04
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please be sure to leave some of the donuts (i.e., doughnuts) for night (i.e., nite) crew. do not be covetous.
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Feb 26, 2020 20:26
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i am also in the break room
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Feb 26, 2020 21:25
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cda posted:i am also in the break room please feel free to enjoy a Krispy Kreme donut before they go stale ---------------- |
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Feb 26, 2020 21:53
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Are they warm though this is critically important |
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Feb 26, 2020 23:21
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google THIS posted:Are they warm though this is critically important **shoves one into your pocket before you can do a thing about it** How's that, warm huh? **Hands you another, equally warm one** Now we're even, no harm no foul you don't owe me nuthin' i don't owe you nuthin' https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 26, 2020 23:25
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going back for seconds |
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Feb 27, 2020 00:13
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'nutted but i'm still kreming |
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Feb 27, 2020 00:14
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microwaving my krispy kream donut for 2.8 seconds before taking a bite, then letting it cool down until it is once again optimum to microwave it for 2.8 seconds
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Feb 27, 2020 00:36
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Ok, I'm gonna need everyone to roll for initiative and then make an avoidance check to see if you A) get bowled over by the rush of co workers getting after some of them sweet, sweet donuts or B) if you make in the break room first without taking any damage from the rush AND score a doughnut i cast mage hand to get a donut without having to deal with lame co workers. One of the many perks of taking the I.T. prestige class.
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Feb 27, 2020 01:23
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you always wanna be the one who bought them, because then you get the free one off the line and you just know there aint no donut like a kreme thats 20 seconds old |
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Feb 27, 2020 04:10
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Someone got confused and crisped their cream when I asked for the Krispy Kream, honestly the crisped cream is more sweet and sour like a tangerine and not fresh like a box of the Krispy Kream. |
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Feb 27, 2020 05:14
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oh, are you offering me a donut? no thanks i will get this banana and slink in later to utterly demolish all the stale ones. i appreciate the offer though |
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Feb 27, 2020 07:19
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come about 3 pm i will morph into Lamar, an elder god of donuts, the galactus of trans fats, and i will consume the withered husks of your 24 pack. did you hear matt got promoted? hes a good egg |
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Feb 27, 2020 07:24
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Sorry but I am on a diet...mind if I lick your fingers? |
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Feb 27, 2020 14:00
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Feb 27, 2020 16:03
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impressing my cowkers by making a little donut car. using the fdonuts as wheels and a chocolate bar as the body of the vehicle
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Feb 27, 2020 18:37
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"krispy kremes are in the break room!" I yell frantically while pointing in the direction of the wrong break room
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Feb 27, 2020 19:26
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Feb 27, 2020 20:07
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Turns out that working at a Krispy Kreme while in college will not only ruin their personal brand of donuts for you, but in fact, all donuts will be ruined for the rest of your life. And yes, Krispy Kreme always has donuts in the break room, and no, you will never lose that 20 pounds you gained simply by working there. In conclusion: GOD drat YOU, KRISPY KREME! GOD drat YOU TO HELL! |
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Feb 27, 2020 20:55
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sneaking into the break room by crawling in on the dropped ceiling, pushing aside one of the ceiling tiles, and casting down my fishing rod to discretely steal me a 'nut
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Feb 27, 2020 21:04
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:sneaking into the break room by crawling in on the dropped ceiling, pushing aside one of the ceiling tiles, and casting down my fishing rod to discretely steal me a 'nut me, licking my lips at the prospect of the last donut in the box. a sound at the far end of the room distracts me (possibly a pebble landing on a ceiling tile?). I turn back and there is nothing there . . . except, perhaps, the fleeting memory of a "yoink" noise
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Feb 27, 2020 21:35
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Bonaventure posted:please feel free to enjoy a Krispy Kreme donut before they go stale ie krispy |
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Feb 28, 2020 02:59
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Putting cake in the conference room and making people choose. |
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Feb 28, 2020 03:54
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cake has higher highs but much lower lows than donuts. i'd nut, personally |
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Feb 28, 2020 03:57
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google THIS posted:Putting cake in the conference room and making people choose. Sandwiching a slice of cake between two doughnuts |
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Feb 28, 2020 04:05
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oh but seriously I posted:cake has higher highs but much lower lows than donuts. i'd nut, personally i nut every time i hear someone say those magical words: krispy kremes are in the break room ---------------- |
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Feb 29, 2020 17:03
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:impressing my cowkers by making a little donut car. using the fdonuts as wheels and a chocolate bar as the body of the vehicle i mean you'd need a few chocolate bars to pull that one off, presumably like a couple ohenries for axles, a kit kat floor pan and i guess some bounties or eatmores for the panels |
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Feb 29, 2020 20:35
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wait this isn't i like cars thread |
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Feb 29, 2020 20:35
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Bonaventure posted:i nut every time i hear someone say those magical words: krispy kremes are in the break room hmmm yes, exactly the guy we want near the donuts
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Feb 29, 2020 20:45
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NumbersMatching320 posted:wait this isn't i like cars thread it is now!
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SWEET (Opens box to reveal a dozen assorted instead of glazed) What the hell is this |
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Who in the heck put these donuts in here I'm trying to take a nap on this disgusting used couch the manager found by a dumpster three years ago |
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Mar 1, 2020 20:32
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the cows are in the meadow, the pigs are in the sty, krispy kremes are in the break room, no need to question why
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Mar 1, 2020 21:09
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I cut my mouth on the krispy part Hold on those were the ones from last week |
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Firing up the small grill and breaking out the ground beef, cheese, and bacon I carry with me at all times in order to make a Luther. Look who's laughing now, Carol! |
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