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Man **In a very British voice**: Hello, yes I am a reporter for the British Broadcasting Corporation, why do you ask? Convention Goer: Oh! My apologies! I thought... Man **unzipping pants**: No, you were right- BBC has two meanings Convention Goer: You got a license for that thing! |
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Person: Hi, I'm here for all the sex! Maintenance worker: I just service the dick sucking trolley robot, sorry. Person: Oh! My apologies; I'll just go over there and go gently caress myself, then! Maintenance worker: Alright, have a nice day, then. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 27, 2020 18:15
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"My goodness, did I get any of that on you?" |
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Feb 28, 2020 22:35
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Man (pulling out a shoehorn and a pressurized lube dispenser): Alright, this is going to hurt a LOT! Director: Whoa, wait- what the hell are you doing? Man: Uh, I thought this was the anal scene? Director: No, check the script again... Man (reading script): Oh! My apologies; so just straight, boring missionary position is it then? Director: It does say "brutally banal", so yes. Now put away that shoehorn and the pressurized lube dispenser. We can use 'em for the tentacle monster scene |
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