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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > extremely professional people in a porno world
 
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 *opens door without knocking to witness someone crankin' off*
oh my god i'm so sorry to catch you like this!
i'm so embarrassed lets never speak of it again!
*exeunt, stage left*



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ¿ Feb 27, 2020 03:23
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 ma'am this is casting for walmart print advertisements, please, put your clothes back on



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ¿ Feb 27, 2020 03:32
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Heather Papps

hello friend

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Wow, I've been house-hunting for ages, and I think you just might have the most tattoos ive ever seen on a real estate agent. or anybody ive ever met. but youre wearing a polo shirt, so i guess it all just kind of balances out.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ¿ Feb 27, 2020 13:40
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 hi, i'm here to pump your septic tank, out back. can i park my truck on your - WHOAAAAAAAAAA



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ¿ Feb 28, 2020 16:55
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