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That's the cosmic horror required to keep mortal souls at bay when they travel too far.
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Don't give me that look, you know that I didn't really lobby Wendy's for months after the last thread to make this really happen, it was just a joke post and
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It feels like the entire marketing team of Wendy's is one
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Manifisto posted:byob project: give us your brand After fourteen months of hard work, massive amounts of posts, sixty nine goldmined threads and thirty ads to ask ButtTheShitmanFart to post with us, we proudly present your new line of product and corresponding slogan: Wendy's Hotdogs. Because boners.
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Barking Gecko posted:I'm not sure about this. According to our focus groups, today's young people are more into butts than boners. No problem, the byob marketing group is already on it and I can tell you to check out the freshest redesign of our bagels to cover both groups of interest.
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google THIS posted:Yes, I'll have the, um...(squints at menu)...the Big Dick Daddy Dave's Double + "big fries" + "big ol' drink"
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It's tasty bacon, fried eggs, pancakes, waffles, quality cheese, excellent patties, an extra strong coffee and the best buns you ever had, all in one burger! Come home to Wendy's breakfast club.
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Manifisto posted:Dear Wendys Patron, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a bunch of hard work and ingenuity for whatever it was you were craving. But we think you’re crazy to make us run an advertisement telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a baconator… I feel like if Wendy's one man marketing goon sees this, they'll make it happen as an edible form of emptyquote.
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