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"I actually prefer chilaquiles"
Dave Thomas a bloated corpse burst out of the ground and shuffles towards me.
"Breakfast. Bacon. ATOR!" his accursed voice howls at me
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Morning, noon, and night, for all meals and snacks, I must consume Dave's beef squares with bacon. I wake up early and wander the streets disheveled, looking for a Wendy's open in the morning. I know it's futile, the reason I normally sleep until noon, but I can think of nothing else to do. My tongue screaming for the salty relief that only Wendy's can provide when, up ahead, what's this? A Wendy's with it's lights on? Is this a mirage? A deranged hallucination leaking from my chuck and pork starved brain? I stumble forward in a daze, my hands reaching forward, clutching at the impossible. I reach the door half expecting to hit either nothing but air or the stuff resistance of a locked door. But no! It opens! I see the sign. It reads "Breakfast Baconator". A weep. I have reached providence.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Feb 29, 2020
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the absolute cruelty of living without ready access to a wendys. those poor souls for whom breakfast is impossible, at least by any reasonable definition. good lord, if they cant even get breakfast what must it be like when it comes to lunch or dinner. what must it be like I plead, tears running dowm my cheeks, what must it be like
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Feb 29, 2020 10:28
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Not sure about this new corporate policy of "literally howling and gnashing teeth at the mere mention of 'coupons' and 'deals'"
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Mar 1, 2020 03:03
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Still cracks me up that the founder of Wendy's and the lead singer of Pere Ubu and Rocket from the Tombs have the same name.
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Mar 1, 2020 08:58
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As my lawyer finishes up stating the terms of my plea bargain.
Geeze. Lawyers. Amirite? *Pointing to judge* This guy gets it!
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The Breakfast and the Furious starring Dave "Vin Diesel" Thomas.
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what if Wendy's had a dinner menu. like, fancy
But Wendy's is already fancy?
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Havin' a Wendy's BM.
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Wendy's bought a chain of fast food restaurants in Japan called First Kitchen and well...
Wikipedia posted:
Abbreviation issue
Colloquially, the restaurant is frequently abbreviated as Fakkin (ファッキン).[2] However, the company does not use this abbreviation nor approve of it because of its similarity to the vulgar word "loving", choosing to emphasize the abbreviation FK (エフケイ, Efukei) instead. In 2005, a redesigned logo that emphasized the letters "FK" was introduced.
It's hilarious
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