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Seriously. For real. You will love this breakfast. If you take one bite, and the first words out of your mouth are not a binding oath forsaking your job, your family, and any god you might have once worshipped in favor of our breakfast, we will just be like, wtf. If you taste our breakfast and are not driven to madly stuff yourself with beef and bacon until you die of intestinal rupture like an overfed goldfish, we will stand there, mouths agape, absolutely unable to process this unthinkable turn of events, and hand you a coupon for a free small Frosty. Guaranteed.
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Imagine having your entire brand taken over by the wannabe comedian who runs your corporate Twitter account.
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Hi I'm Dave Thomas, notes down-home fast food restaurateur and philanthropist. I'm passionate about adoption and what a loving stupid moron you are if you ever let a frozen burger touch your ungloved hands or try to pull a fast one with our superficially liberal satisfaction guarantee.
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Jim, I'm sorry, but I don't think people in our test markets liked the slogan "Hurf de durf, it's Wendy's breakfast time."
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Yes, I'll have the, um...(squints at menu)...the Big Dick Daddy Dave's Double + "big fries" + "big ol' drink"
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