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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
WATCH LINCOLN START A loving WAR

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
the grover iraq invasion post but about fighting the Union

Raqqa Flocka Flame
Dec 14, 2017
Brown Bros and their island of misfit black boys taking a serious L at Harper's.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Breckenridge Boys gang tag

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

Karl Marx is cool and Good

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Missingnoleader posted:

Karl Marx is cool and Good

Lincoln/Marx 1864

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
LINKIN

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
dying for buchanan's land grant profits

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'm just glad all the Stephen Douglas stans toxxed themselves

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Missingnoleader posted:

Karl Marx is cool and Good

Communist Manifesto wasn't printed in America until 1871

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
chapo slum den

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Chuka Umana posted:

Communist Manifesto wasn't printed in America until 1871

I get his newspaper columns imported from the UK

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Mycroft Holmes posted:

the grover iraq invasion post but about fighting the Union

How long will it take to capture Washington? 2 days
Will Lincoln be killed? Yes
Total Union civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Union: 3000 dead
Total military casualties Dixie: 15 dead
Will the Yankee army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Marines fight to the end? No
Will plague weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Lincoln launch attacks on the Canadians? Yes
Will Lincoln launch attacks on the British? No
-If yes; will the British retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Lincoln sacrifice Washington (torch/burn it)? No
Will the Copperheads make a grab for independence? Yes
Will the indians do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Lincoln burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the Confederacy be occupying the Union? ~15 years
Will the Civil War catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

*puts long stem of grass in mouth*

yarp

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

John brown did nothing wrong

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

*extremely my ancestors voice in a profusion of tounges* wow this is a decent farn/fishing business I got going here hope nothing bad happens soon!

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Fie on the Republicans, nothing but a shameful echo of the whigs

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I'm socially liberal and fiscally a slave owner.

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Good news everyone, China just decriminalized painkillers

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Lawman 0 posted:

John brown did nothing wrong

He could have done better tactically but in the end he was the only one to actually man up and do what needed to be done



Victor Hugo posted:

Politically speaking, the murder of John Brown would be an uncorrectable sin. It would create in the Union a latent fissure that would in the long run dislocate it. Brown's agony might perhaps consolidate slavery in Virginia, but it would certainly shake the whole American democracy. You save your shame, but you kill your glory. Morally speaking, it seems a part of the human light would put itself out, that the very notion of justice and injustice would hide itself in darkness, on that day where one would see the assassination of Emancipation by Liberty itself.

Let America know and ponder on this: there is something more frightening than Cain killing Abel, and that is Washington killing Spartacus.

Feldegast42 has issued a correction as of 01:43 on Feb 29, 2020

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
The word “abolition” was coined by none other than maximilien robespierre. Do not fall for godless socialist subversion!

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Lickbln

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



ABE! *stop*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Feldegast42 posted:

How long will it take to capture Washington? 2 days
Will Lincoln be killed? Yes
Total Union civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Union: 3000 dead
Total military casualties Dixie: 15 dead
Will the Yankee army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Marines fight to the end? No
Will plague weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Lincoln launch attacks on the Canadians? Yes
Will Lincoln launch attacks on the British? No
-If yes; will the British retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Lincoln sacrifice Washington (torch/burn it)? No
Will the Copperheads make a grab for independence? Yes
Will the indians do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Lincoln burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the Confederacy be occupying the Union? ~15 years
Will the Civil War catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Creating the new Bucc Zone thread

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
TRAINS!

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

DAIVS

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
You guys ever read about the uprising in Kaffraria a couple years ago? Laughable story, check into it sometime

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Heavenly king Hong Xiuquan is right

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Lol that any kind of communist revolution would occur in Russia

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
#emancipatetheserfs

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





*smokes opium*

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i have information that will lead to the arrest of james buchanan

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Lol Napoleon 3’s so bad at hiding how fat he is now

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

*checks date*
lmao can you imagine this "Italy" thing they are talking about????
The austrocuck rulers would never allow that

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Telegraph advertising is an asset bubble and that's why I submit all my posts through the Pony Express

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
I demand to speak to the conductor

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Wrap it up lincolnailures

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Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



The colt navy is the greatest handgun ever made

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