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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Table: :geno:

:siren: Nationally broadcast games not available on ESPN+ :siren: (all times Eastern)

FEBRUARY 29
Houston vs. LA Galaxy - 3:30PM (Univision)
Nashville vs. Atlanta United - 8PM (Fox)

MARCH 1
Seattle vs. Chicago - 3PM (ESPN)
LAFC vs. Inter Miami - 5:30PM (ESPN)
Portland vs Minnesota United - 7:30PM (FS1)

MARCH 7
D.C. United vs. Inter Miami - 3:30PM (Univision)

MARCH 8
Portland vs. Nashville - 7PM (ESPN)
LAFC vs. Philadelphia - 10:30PM (FS1)

MARCH 14
Inter Miami vs. LA Galaxy - 2:30PM (Fox)

MARCH 15
Minnesota United vs. RBNY - 7PM (FS1)

MARCH 21
Chicago vs. Atlanta United - 3:30PM (Univision)

MARCH 22
Philadelphia vs. D.C. United - 3:30PM (FS1)
LA Galaxy vs. Orlando City - 6PM (UniMás)
LAFC vs. Portland - 9PM (FS1)

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Mar 13, 2020

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I was literally just about to make this thread, with the same title to boot.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

i just saw soccer starts today and hell yeah!!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Nice to see that DC made sure the pitch was in tip-top shape for opening weekend:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
For the Love of Fútbol

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Hell of a save by Irwin

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



It's cold as gently caress at Buzzard Point and DC looks like rear end I'm so glad MLS is back

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
IDK if Kamara has the 20 goals in him this year to climb into 2nd on the all-time list, but that's A Good Start.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What a clown car goal

e: Colorado Rapids officially the best team in the league

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
That is the MLSest way to lose your home opener, welcome back Our Dumb League.

edit: no seriously look at this
https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1233847949437829120

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Feb 29, 2020

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Ugly field, ugly as gently caress goal. MLS y'all.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
LOS RAPIDOS

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Mauvaise défense

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Why do neither of these teams have any good players

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Oh my god gently caress Ben Olsen so much

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
You let Urruti score a goal? You suck Revs.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

You let Urruti score a goal? You suck Revs.

Worse, they let Urruti score THAT goal. He's no right to try that from there!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
What a goal by Manotas!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Dallan Invictus posted:

Worse, they let Urruti score THAT goal. He's no right to try that from there!

9 times out of 10 he puts that ball into row Z and 10 yards wide of the goal.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

Ciprian Maricon posted:

It's cold as gently caress at Buzzard Point and DC looks like rear end I'm so glad MLS is back

That really was cold as gently caress. The wind hits those seats and just comes right at you. Amazing and lucky win by the Rapids. What a clown car of a goal at the end there.

Still counts though. I’m also shocked at 21 shots on goal. Holy poo poo...the Rapids basically don’t do that.

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Feb 29, 2020

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Dallan Invictus posted:

Worse, they let Urruti score THAT goal. He's no right to try that from there!

That was a good goal cmon, saw Turner out of position and made the right move. Not much to do about that!

That guy Brault-Guillard seems good. Revs honestly didn’t look that bad, hit the post and took a VAR call (correctly) to overturn a go ahead goal. lovely to lose but I’m not too worried. Yet.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Hey DC people, el chalan or pisco y nasca for Peruvian food?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Jozy still jozying

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Pozuelowns

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Hey DC people, el chalan or pisco y nasca for Peruvian food?

Pisco Y Nazca is okay but it’s too fancy for Proper Peruvian.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

I’m beginning to think this Jozy fellow falls down a lot

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

Your Boy Fancy posted:

Pisco Y Nazca is okay but it’s too fancy for Proper Peruvian.

Flipped a coin and chose Pisco y Nazca. You weren’t kidding about “fancy”. As long as the food is good I’m good.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Less puff pieces on Peruvian food and junior league quality central and South American players and more being a real competitive soccer team, thanks DC United

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
You get a last minute goal to steal a result, and YOU get a last-minute goal to steal a result!

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1233913733044269056?s=19

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
lmao chronto

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Dallan Invictus posted:

You get a last minute goal to steal a result, and YOU get a last-minute goal to steal a result!

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1233913733044269056?s=19
That goal was ridiculous.

Also it feels weird seeing Chip Esten now knowing that I first saw him on TV as the preppie-looking guy on the British version of Whose Line is it Anyway?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
last time I saw nashville play in november (ish) it was in some kind of junior college stadium. this is impressive but they gonna get smashed

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

paddyboat posted:

last time I saw nashville play in november (ish) it was in some kind of junior college stadium. this is impressive but they gonna get smashed
They played in a minor league baseball stadium last year in the USL.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Crazy Ted posted:

They played in a minor league baseball stadium last year in the USL.

I saw it on some weird stream and it was hard to tell what the hell was going on apart from them being total thugs

classic usl though

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

paddyboat posted:

I saw it on some weird stream and it was hard to tell what the hell was going on

classic usl though
Tonight's crowd is going to be roughly ten times what they averaged last year IIRC

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

https://twitter.com/ElPitijuis/status/1233923403960090625


:allears: missed you soccer

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Rout status: trending towards "ON"

Popoi
Jul 23, 2000

Crazy Ted posted:

Tonight's crowd is going to be roughly ten times what they averaged last year IIRC

I get it more for Charlotte and St Louis, but I'm always a little sad to see cities that got mediocre attendance with USL teams suddenly find an incredibly higher number of soccer fans once they get MLS teams.

As much as I dislike Cincinnati, I'll give them credit for showing up for the team they had.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Popoi posted:

I get it more for Charlotte and St Louis, but I'm always a little sad to see cities that got mediocre attendance with USL teams suddenly find an incredibly higher number of soccer fans once they get MLS teams.
Ah like Seattle then

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Gonna need a screenshot of the guy dressed up like Moses with a sign saying

LET MY PEOPLE GOAL

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