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Happy Noodle Boy posted:my credit is almost perfect again I can’t wait for poo poo to crash so I can buy a house for cheap i am 3 years out from a full on foreclosure because my homeowner's insurance company hosed me (confirmed by a class action lawsuit), you will be in prime position.
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Filthy Hans posted:I had a nervous breakdown after losing my job last year and ended up in five-figure debt and had to move home with the folks. I was finally starting to earnestly search for a new job and the roni hit. I had trained and got certified as an apprentice electrician and then worked industrial maintenance at a pharma-supplying rubber factory. I was hoping to get an apprentice position and put in my 3 years to get a journeyman card and then I'd be able to basically get work anywhere I want. Now I can't do any work like that because my parents are 77 and my mom has the beetus so if I bring it home she'll likely die. So the only work I can possibly do is online and I'm competing there with literally millions of people who have the necessary skills and experience that I don't have. I have no options for moving out because none of my friends or relatives have space for me. I've resigned myself to another 6-18 months of stagnation. People still need poo poo fixed in a pandemic. Keep looking for apprentice positions in your area.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:my credit is almost perfect again I can’t wait for poo poo to crash so I can buy a house for cheap im still in debt and for a hot minute was debating paying things off in case of mass debt forgiveness lol lmaoooo
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an oak tree fell through my kitchen and it cost $10,000 to try to repair it and even then things weren't back to normal. Farmer's Insurance sent me a check for $3k and got owned by a class action lawsuit over that storm, and to make me whole i was sent a check for forty seven dollars riot now
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Filthy Hans posted:I had a nervous breakdown after losing my job last year and ended up in five-figure debt and had to move home with the folks. I was finally starting to earnestly search for a new job and the roni hit. I had trained and got certified as an apprentice electrician and then worked industrial maintenance at a pharma-supplying rubber factory. I was hoping to get an apprentice position and put in my 3 years to get a journeyman card and then I'd be able to basically get work anywhere I want. Now I can't do any work like that because my parents are 77 and my mom has the beetus so if I bring it home she'll likely die. So the only work I can possibly do is online and I'm competing there with literally millions of people who have the necessary skills and experience that I don't have. I have no options for moving out because none of my friends or relatives have space for me. I've resigned myself to another 6-18 months of stagnation. Time to read a book and listen to podcast while you clean the house for your folks. Also fix all the sockets imo.
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Not a Children posted:People still need poo poo fixed in a pandemic. Keep looking for apprentice positions in your area. I can't take any positions like that because the risk of infecting and killing my mom do to roni exposure at work is far too great
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Durf posted:im still in debt and for a hot minute was debating paying things off in case of mass debt forgiveness ive been paying school loans since 2008 and I’m projected to finish paying them next year lmao I don’t wish this poo poo on any one.
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Jonny 290 posted:the ultra rich are going to be cold with 5.56 mm diameter holes in their head, if we do this right, in a minecraft imaginary simulation this post is not real at all 5.56 bullet is actually more like a 22mm hole
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Plinkey posted:jesus christ dude my life is Very Not Good
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Filthy Hans posted:how dare you me, hard at work (thank you!) in the jess office (which we don't have due to covid-19 making it moot)
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Plinkey posted:5.56 bullet is actually more like a 22mm hole smdh that Cali caved to the NRA and declared gun stores to be essential services that can stay open
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Nichael posted:me, hard at work (thank you!) in the jess office (which we don't have due to covid-19 making it moot) you're doing god's work but that's no excuse for posting that triggering filth
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Nichael posted:that's my friend. his name actually is Michael, but he got a lot of responses back saying "Hi Nichael!" Oh yeah that happened to me yesterday haha
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Apr 1, 2020 04:28
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sure hope these are aftershocks and not, you know, a giant gurgling magma chamber about to disappear a mountain range
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Apr 1, 2020 04:29
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I liked the last time Chris interviewed his brother on the show and Andrew basically told him to go get his shine box
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Filthy Hans posted:you're doing god's work but that's no excuse for posting that triggering filth you have to take a clinton gif after i give you premium "through all the juice out" content from my personal texts
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Plinkey posted:5.56 bullet is actually more like a 22mm hole lmao loving 
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MODS CURE JOKES posted:my life is Very Not Good i sent you a pm or two check them
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BeefThief posted:Oh yeah that happened to me yesterday haha you have to donate to the cspam form to get the cool texts tailored just to cspam btw we are only $280 away from having raised $10,000 in 48 hours
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Nichael posted:you have to take a clinton gif after i give you premium "through all the juice out" content from my personal texts don't make me post something nice about Tom Carpet I'll do it, I swear
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Apr 1, 2020 04:30
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less than a half hour left of this hell month
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triple sulk posted:less than a half hour left of this hell month new hell month, worse than the old hell month
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Nichael posted:you have to donate to the cspam form to get the cool texts tailored just to cspam btw aight I'll give some more money
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triple sulk posted:less than a half hour left of this hell month it's end of quarter in 28 minutes and jess wants to reach the arbitrary value of $10k in 48 hours so we can brag about it
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MODS CURE JOKES posted:my last four months have gone like this: my great aunt died, my girlfriend died, several friends caught the roni, half my office got laid off You are becoming the living realization of the "first time?" meme guy
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https://secure.actblue.com/donate/coosphoto if this donate form gets to 5k, the jess team will reenact this: 
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April is going to SUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK my loving balls dipped in clarified butter prove me wrong
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Plinkey posted:April is going to SUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK April could be the month that you finally hang some decor on your walls but it won't be
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Filthy Hans posted:April could be the month that you finally hang some decor on your walls fine binch, i'll decorate
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lentils fuckin whip rear end fyi. in case you forgot
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Plinkey posted:fine binch, i'll decorate here's an easy idea https://i.imgur.com/jM8VezN.mp4 bing bang boom it takes like 5 seconds and all your favorites will be close at hand
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