TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/specificny/status/1233946172315795461?s=21

lmao

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 03:33

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:33

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

people who are afraid of corona are like the people who think north korea can fling a nuclear tipped icbm from the korean peninsula to DC

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 20:10

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Nonsense posted:

lol that Goldman even mentioned the R word Monday is gonna loving be lit

just inverse goons every time they make predictions and you'll be rich and healthy

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 20:11

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

i feel like its better for bernie to lose the primary than to lose the general

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 20:44

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Basebf555 posted:

Yea, we're in a lot of trouble. Is that news to anyone?

lol most people on SA think sanders is just going to steamroll all opposition and they've staked their entire will to live on this outcome. read the primary focused threads

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 20:52

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Gripweed posted:

lmao this is what people are freaking out about? That the stock market fell back to where it was June last year? Oh no, this is the lowest the stock market has been in 9 months! I swear, every week this thread has a new reason to believe the world is ending.

the autodidact epidemiologists have discovered that coronavirus is going to kill every single person in the world and whoever is left over gets to do rojava-mad max. 100% going to happen.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 20:57

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Hatebag posted:

I'm being facetious: bernue will win and then america will magically not be full of nazis

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 22:01

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Hillary 2020 posted:

https://twitter.com/AndySwan/status/1233890663759958016?s=20

old people just lose all inhibitions its loving repulsive

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 22:08

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/olzhu/status/1234273330212982784?s=21

i want to tweet shut up you loving nerd at him but ive been banned from twitter like fifteen times already

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 22:15

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

its pretty funny that biden trump or bernie could all just drop dead at any minute

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 22:59

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/BetaODork/status/1198737030827724801

hes more demented than trump

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 23:08

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Bethamphetamine posted:

Me getting the coronavirus would put my butt back in the pews on Sunday so fast. #BoomerMurder

kill them all

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 23:15

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

https://clips.twitch.tv/FaithfulSpicyCrowRalpherZ

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 23:32

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Taco Duck posted:

Come say hi

lol

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 23:58

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

not an endorsement posted:

nms:
https://twitter.com/MaximEristavi/status/1232993743395004416
https://twitter.com/NeilPHauer/status/1234615756601659399

lol @ putin and kadyrov sending assassins to loving sweden

i mean they were regularly murdering people in the heart of london and the may government was too cucked to lift a finger to stop them or even investigate the cases thorroughly

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 00:33

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

cumshitter posted:

i know someone from the UK who thinks that first assassiantion where the russian dudes left scooby doo style glowing footprints because was a false flag by the british government becasue.... ????

yeah i love the varieties of leftists who think pointing out that russia does bad stuff means you're red-baiting even though russia has been arch-reactionary ultra-capitalist for like thirty years

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 01:19

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

who gives a gently caress about who hosts what lovely msnbc show lol. if they give matthew's time spot to chris hayes he'll delete all his tweets and go full neolib and pretend he's never met sam seder

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 01:31

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

isnt joe still gonna get blown the gently caress out in texas and ca. like why are the libs so ebullient rn

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 03:08

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

should i read dune before the vileneuve version comes out or just wait? leaning towards the latter

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 04:01

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

punchymcpunch posted:

is lord of the rings the one where two dudes go on a hike up a mountain but this guy steals their lunches and then frodos like sam... sam wheres the lunches and sam says what... i dunno i packed em and frodo says same did you EAT BOTH OUR LUNCHES and sam says no, no, i and then frodo says LEAVE ME SAM. GO.

theyre gay for each other

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 04:35

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/...607697540063234

hahaha

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 07:58

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

a fun thing to do is go to /r/keto and search for statins

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 08:34

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Hillary 2020 posted:

What's the Succ Zone thread like these days?

seething with rage but never having the bolls to commit to rioting or domestic terrorism

same as it ever was

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 08:44

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

GrimGypsy posted:

Do you think we can get the hysterical corona thread people to donate their 5 year food stockpiles to shelters in a month

in addition to being autodidact MDs and virologists they're also eugenicists

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 08:51

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

ScrubLeague posted:

watching boogie nights

donnie brasco has aged pretty poorly

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 09:16

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

juche avocado posted:

loretta

loretta

https://twitter.com/twostarsartwork/status/1234616042489552896?s=20

no one this dumb could make 200k. pretty noble for her to stand up for her PMC elders

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 09:29

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

euphronius posted:

it would be funny if Biden did well today considering he literally didn�t campaing ??

he was vp to the black guy when everything was fine and there was no climte migrant crisis :downs:

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 17:34

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

i dont want to get caronavirus while i stand in line to vote

but ill do it for ~~shrek~~ bernie

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 17:37

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

euphronius posted:

one trump comes along and reversed 200 years of incrementalism in a few months lamo

liberals are literally too stupid to understand that this is whats happening and you cant just vote for the mushbrained rhode island guy and turn back the clock twelve years

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 17:42

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

if you sold people a VR experience where u are walking into the voting booth to vote for the harvard law black prez and then fast forward to the mawkish celebrations you would make a billion dollars

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 17:45

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

euphronius posted:

https://twitter.com/theharryshearer/status/1234881188650573825?s=21

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 17:49

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

theyre iterally both demented

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 17:50

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

getting super invested in a socialist protest candidate that only gen z and milennials vote for is great good for your mental health

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 17:58

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

theres four primary threads in c-spam alone. read every page of them to feel better about super tuesday, which will be over in ten minutes or so.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 18:27

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

PostNouveau posted:

VP Pence. Long Live VP Miller.

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1234861462247682057

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 18:47

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

20 Blunts posted:

i went to a mcdonalds drive thru today and right in front of the speaker box for giving your order were 2 discarded chicken drumstick bones. somebody was finishing up a chicken dinner while they ordered mcdonalds

but bloomberg its totally a nazi for wanting to tax 64 oz sodas. also the poors who shovel that crap into their faces should have free health care just like in denmark or germany

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 19:03

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

in straya they literally believe green party people deliberately set the fires to agitate for the environment or something

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 19:12

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Cargo cult is seriously embarrassing

You're a metalhead whose presumably over the age of 14

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 19:45

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

You�re some sort of hosed up loser who begs for negative attention from strangers

Ok but I'm not a 37 year old metalhead lol

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 20:04

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:33

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Mackers posted:

for real

if bernie gets hosed and you guys just throw your hands up and go

"AW WELP JEEZ THE SYSTEM"

then never loving post again

ok i promise to do a weather underground in exchange for being allowed to continue posting

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 20:47

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