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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Beware the Ides of Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkXigRoaSK8


Donate to Jess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-gaSjCIjdg





:slick: TRUMP 2020 :slick:




TODAY is day 630,359 of the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump's Administration
:siren: THERE HAVE BEEN 14088+7177+7690+3728+7086+2970+946+2618+3227+2966+3087+2069+992+3634+3440+3003+3306+3217+3220+3362+2968+3437+2999+3731+2790+2770+2603+2576+2353+2668+2324+2486+3213+2780+2209+1143= 124,876 PAGES OF TRUMP THREAD AS OF THIS THREAD:siren:


Commentaria in Apocalypsin:

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume I -- Dawn of the Escalator
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume II -- The End of All Things
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume III -- A Guide for Post-Apocalyptic Living
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume IV -- The Edge of the AbyssThat's Very Strange, This Entire Thread Is Blank!
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume V -- Wet Hot American Summer (of Piss)
TRMUP!: Pardoning Dog Murderers to Counter Program Hurricanes
TRMUP!: "Greatest Mass Shooting in American History! Record breaking!"
TRMUP!: October 2017: LFG for Mana Fort Raid
TRMUP!: November 2017: A Healthy Debate on Child loving
TRMUP!: December 2017: I didn't want that safety net anyway.
TRMUP!: January 2018: A Very Stable Genius Shuts Down America
TRMUP!: February 2018 Part 1: A Brief Respite of Murder the ghost of aatrek haunts this thread
TRMUP!: February 2018 Part 2: A Hopeless Situation
TRMUP!: March 2018: Mustache Questions for War Criminals
TRMUP!: April 2018: It's a Little Tough to Watch
TRMUP!: May 2018: "meltdown" "may"
TRMUP!: June 2018: The Un-decnuclearizeable Kimmy Un & Trumpcentration Camps
TRMUP!: July 2018: GET ME A COKE, PLEASE
TRMUP!: August 2018: Gone McBrain
TRMUP!: September 2018: Kav Maga
TRMUP!: October 2018: Mohammed Bone Sawman
TUBP!: November 2018: very legal & very cool
TRMUP!: December 2018: Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?
TRMUP!: January 2019: Real Piss Tape is Very Real
TRMUP!: February 2019: Cohen' insane
TURDL!: March 2019: No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION.
TUMPF!: April 2019: Okay, Maybe a Little Obstruction
TOGNC!!: May 2019: I'm a tariff-man baby, so why don't you re-elect me?
TUNGL!!: June 2019: BORING! ... Hello(?)!
TINCLP!!!: July 2019: Racist #SquadGoals and a Shooting or Two
TURMO! Rex Iudaeorum!: August 2019: In Memoriam -- Epstein, Yield Curve, Greenland's Sovereignty
TRIMMP!!: September 2019: Civil Wars are good, and easy to win
TUNNEL!:: October 2019: They brought his — they have his DNA. More of it than they want, even.
TRALP!!!!: November 2019: This looks like Roast Beef trying to eat toast while depressed
TREPF!!!: December 2019: ANTI-BENGAHZI AIN'T GOING AWAY!
TRALF: Jan 2020: No idea. The destruction of Melmac took a lot of lives.
[url=https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3912968][b]TOOP!
Feb 2020: Wuhan Flu Ain't Nothing to gently caress With




Mayor Dave has issued a correction as of 06:35 on Mar 1, 2020

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

SKULL.GIF posted:

John McCain is dead!

woot

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Pollyanna posted:

posting in a threag

toop lol

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
legitimately haven't been able to get delaware is burning out of my head for a week

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

piss tape is real

https://i.imgur.com/TJW50RW.gifv

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

lmfao when you're right you're right

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

full of piss and vinegar tonight

https://i.imgur.com/1a93znh.gifv

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

lol owned

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Alec Eiffel posted:

thread took a quick dive

post the pain away

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Flavius Aetass posted:

want to label that ant "democrats" but I don't have time to label all the things the spider would be

just label it trump and you'll encompass the entire problem

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://i.imgur.com/bvxzqix.gifv

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

has the wrong proportionality of this tattoo been discussed

i don't think people getting a trump stamp care

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i made the mistake of doing a gis for trump tattoos



Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
specifically for trump stamps



Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bulgakov posted:

"mistake"

every trumo is art :allears:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

i hope the president is having a good weekend. he works very hard

Working Hard, Thank You!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

the awful app has a good way to upload pictures on mobile

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
also there are some deep cuts in that pic

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

lmao there's no weight on that machine

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Pooky posted:

Yeah, trump

Beastie Boys known to let the beat

Mmmm

TRUMP???

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

smarxist posted:

LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY!!!!



Mom, I wanna poll!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Nichael posted:

here's the current mayor of wilmington


Of course bill mitchell is mayor of Wilmington

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234134094797295617?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

derp terp

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Come out for the Domhnall, ye brave men and proud,
The scion of Torquil and best of MacLeod!
With purpose and strength he came down from his tower
To snatch from a tyrant his ill-gotten power.
Now the cry has gone up with a cheer from the crowd:
“Come out for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!”

When freedom is threatened by slavery’s chains
And voices are silenced as misery reigns,
We’ll come out for a leader whose courage is true
Whose virtues are solid and long overdue.
For, he’ll never forget us, we men of the crowd
Who elected the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

When crippling corruption polluted our nation
And plunged our economy into stagnation,
As self-righteous rogues took the opulent office
And plump politicians reneged on their promise,
The forgotten continued to form a great crowd
That defended the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

The Domhnall’s a giver whilst others just take,
Ne’er gaining from that which his hands did not make.
A builder of buildings, employing good men,
He’s enriched many cities by factors of ten.
The honest and true gladly march with the crowd
Standing up for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

True friend of the migrant from both far and near,
He welcomes the worthy, but guards our frontier,
Lest a murderous horde, for whom hell is the norm,
Should threaten our lives and our nation deform.
We immigrants hasten to swell the great crowd
Coming out for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

Academe now lies dead, the old order rots,
No longer policing our words and our thoughts;
Its ignorant hirelings pretending to teach
Are backward in vision, sophomoric in speech.
Now we learnèd of mind add ourselves to the crowd
That cheers on the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

The black man, forgotten, in poverty dying,
The poor man, the sick man, with young children crying,
The soldier abroad and the mother who waits,
The young without work or behind prison gates,
The veterans, wounded, all welcome the crowd
That fights for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

Whilst hapless old harridans flapping their traps
Teach women to look and behave like us chaps,
The Domhnall defends the defenseless forlorn;
For, a woman’s first right is the right to be born.
Now the bonnie young lassies that fly to the crowd
Have a champion in Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

But for all his great wisdom, the braw gallant man
Is matched by his children, the handsome Trump clan,
And the flower of Europe, Melania the fair,
Adds a luster and grace with her long flowing hair.
May they flourish and prosper to form a great crowd
Around the good Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

Is there man left in Scotland, without base alloy,
Who remembers the Wallace, the Bruce, or Rob Roy?
Or have five hundred years of a blasphemous lie
Robbed your manhood of might that you lay down and die?
Get up and walk free, all ye brave men and proud!
Long life to the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

he sucks

Listen, fat

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