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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

turnp

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

support sammy
remember sailor

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

trump pretending to care about the ratfucking of bernie is pretty funny

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

turmp


https://twitter.com/jimpethokoukis/status/1234268964315942913

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

lol turmp

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1234461943165079552

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Gripweed posted:

lmao this is what people are freaking out about? That the stock market fell back to where it was June last year? Oh no, this is the lowest the stock market has been in 9 months! I swear, every week this thread has a new reason to believe the world is ending.



number falling is all fun and games until capitalists use it as an excuse to lay you off

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


turmp?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1235243899674939392

lmao turmp

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

good morning turmp

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1235355435265376257

a virus has escaped from the tranl lab

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/jproskowglobal/status/1236045450957987841

we are in the best, the most tremendous, of hands

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

did mulvaney cough too much or what

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

godddammmit wont someone think of number


https://twitter.com/abc/status/1236059669422125056

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Bulgakov posted:

a few spare pics from yesterday i dunno :justpost:




hahah

this turmp guy

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



potus pissing themselves, many such cases!

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

im a hootin and a hollerin

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Marx Headroom posted:

i feel at peace

the last turmp is in captivity

the world is at peace

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


everyone is scared to piss off turmp who gets mad if number goes down, hth its not a huge mystery

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Joementum posted:

the correct monetary response here would be for the US government to issue a shitload of bonds and just give the money as a subsidy to have people stay home from work



of course, Trump won't do that (and a Democrat wouldn't either)

what if we told trump he can drop the money from a helicopter

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

gonna be some primo turmp this week as he attempts to extend the anti-mattering field to heretofore unseen heights of power

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

fox news is pretty lmao right now as they try to talk about literally anything else

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Lawman 0 posted:

Can't wait for half this subforum to vote for trump "ironically".

why the gently caress would i vote for a fascist op

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

The only safe retirement investment in this stupid hellcountry is boxes of ammo and a gun, OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMc-IswG3w

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

boethius posted:

crisis on infinite TRUMPS

https://twitter.com/miriable/status/1237046898831261704

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


turmp increasingly isolated, wearing kleenex boxes on feet

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

looking forward to turmp getting madder and madder as the week wears on

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


:thunk:

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


hes lucky turmp didnt toss him out the airlock

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

twoday posted:

lol, it's airforce one, they probably shoved him into some actual biohazard chamber

he went into the egg

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

turnp


https://twitter.com/reformedbroker/status/1237132166489935875

turmp

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

tacodaemon posted:

btw the reason the surgeon general has a uniform is that he heads the US Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, one of the eight US uniformed services. (there used to be seven uniformed services until Trump gave us Space Force)




huh, had no idea

there are weather officers too

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

the popes toes posted:

The presidient is making cruise ships safe again with his leadership and command of the nation's laser beans

who gave him my beans

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

new kind of cat posted:

not gonna lie that’s a good looking butthole

my first reaction was that cannot pissably be presidential anus

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


lmao

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

D1E posted:

Undoubtedly the stock market will rally yugely today because President Piss said coronavirus is "no big deal", right?

president makes such things possible for us all

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

turmp is flailing because corona doesn't give two shits about his anti-mattering field

it'd be funnier if it wasn't gonna kill a lot of people while embarassing him

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