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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/buttigieg-quietly-drops-out-after-realizing-hes-been-running-for-wrong-party-whole-time

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Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

BigDave posted:

Nah, he needs to go home to the Company and become the Deputy Director (Intelligence).

Then he can serve as a door gunner on a transport chopper while trying to extract a paramilitary team from Columbia.
I really liked this reference.


Also I hate to be that guy, but Ryan wasn't a door gunner at the end of Clear and Present Danger, he was left behind and had to run up on top of a roof and jump onto the slats/skids? of the Huey as Clark was taking out bad dudes with his Carbon-15 OA-93 :)

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Bored As gently caress posted:

I really liked this reference.


Also I hate to be that guy, but Ryan wasn't a door gunner at the end of Clear and Present Danger, he was left behind and had to run up on top of a roof and jump onto the slats/skids? of the Huey as Clark was taking out bad dudes with his Carbon-15 OA-93 :)

Book, not movie.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

And as the actual crewmember was drying he promised to pay for the guys kids to go to college. Yay trickle down economics working as intended

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

McNally posted:

Book, not movie.

Ah poo poo, didn't think of that. Never read the book.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Stravag posted:

And as the actual crewmember was drying he promised to pay for the guys kids to go to college. Yay trickle down economics working as intended

They don't call it wet work for nothing!

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Mayor Pete is dropping out

He should come to Iowa and run for Senator against Joni Ernst.

He'd beat her in a walk. He's already got the ground game, he's a Vet, he's from the Midwest. He's got a lot going for him.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


I’m increasingly convinced the Hard Times has overtaken the Onion in quality satire, and that also the Hard Times isn’t satire anymore.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

SimonCat posted:

He should come to Iowa and run for Senator against Joni Ernst.

He'd beat her in a walk. He's already got the ground game, he's a Vet, he's from the Midwest. He's got a lot going for him.

Yes, but did you see the video of the woman in Iowa who wanted to change her vote away from him after they learned he is gay?

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

A Bad Poster posted:

Yes, but did you see the video of the woman in Iowa who wanted to change her vote away from him after they learned he is gay?

We have our share of poo poo heads too, but he'd still win.

Joni was a career staff officer at the state JFHQ. I can think of no higher condemnation.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

Bored As gently caress posted:

Ah poo poo, didn't think of that. Never read the book.

I vaguely remember it was good, but I also read it in high school so

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/1234287748745515009

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Yeah it's gotta be this. They saw the polls in California with every candidate besides Bernie below viability, which would have sealed it for him. Now with Butt out, they'll all be above the threshold. Bernie will still win a bunch of states, but it won't be a huge blowout like folks were hoping.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Further proof that the Butte campaign management and the DNC Venn diagram is basically a circle.

Warren supporters are going to have to think very hard about voting Bernie, or risk getting Reagan II - Blue Tie Edition.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

Don Dongington posted:

Further proof that the Butte campaign management and the DNC Venn diagram is basically a circle.

Warren supporters are going to have to think very hard about voting Bernie, or risk getting Reagan II - Blue Tie Edition.

I'm waiting on seeing how Super Tuesday plays out, and may even end up swinging by a Warren rally on Tuesday, but ultimately I think I'm gonna be a +1 for Bernie in Michigan—I'm perfectly happy with Sanders as the nominee even if I still have a slight preference for Warren, and a contested convention has to be avoided at all costs.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1234290223451901954?s=19

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Sounds like they're prepping for him to be Biden's VP.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
https://twitter.com/ThePubliusUSA/s...D786%23lastpost

Only the best people (who get HIGH AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK before a deposition.)

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1234301760333807618?s=20

gently caress him and gently caress this 60 minutes piece

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fister Roboto posted:

Yeah it's gotta be this. They saw the polls in California with every candidate besides Bernie below viability, which would have sealed it for him. Now with Butt out, they'll all be above the threshold. Bernie will still win a bunch of states, but it won't be a huge blowout like folks were hoping.

I do not for one second believe that Butt bailed out of his goodwill towards the loving party. He's absolutely been bought out.

Edit:

bird food bathtub posted:

https://twitter.com/ThePubliusUSA/s...D786%23lastpost

Only the best people (who get HIGH AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK before a deposition.)

Woah.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



bird food bathtub posted:

https://twitter.com/ThePubliusUSA/s...D786%23lastpost

Only the best people (who get HIGH AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK before a deposition.)

Man that’s some poo poo. Like geez, dude probably should have smoked a bowl before they started recording.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/public-enemy-flavor-flav-bernie-sanders-960272/ :catstare:

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Still a good show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz48E8hzUX4

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/1233933834670002177


https://twitter.com/davidcayj/status/1234222655412359172

These seem like important things that could be a problem sooner rather than later.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sharknado slashfic posted:

Oh and I also wanted to mention that I walked past an older guy talking to a younger guy and telling him that when he gets sick he straps onions to his feet with socks overnight and it cures him

I didnt know Tolliver Groat was still alive.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

DOW NUMBER GO UP THOUGH WITH TAX CUT!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
And meanwhile, we're loving up basic stuff.

https://twitter.com/Ron_Nirenberg/status/1234287498181926912

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Its a preview of whats to come...

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



There was a second death in Kirkland earlier today.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Klobuchar outlasting the Butt is probably the funniest thing to come out of this election.


You're talking about the same election cycle where heavy establishment favorite Kamala Harris quit almost a month before Marianne "Orb Mother" Williamson right?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

BUG JUG posted:

There was a second death in Kirkland earlier today.

Maybe costco not the best place to stock up

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I’m increasingly convinced the Hard Times has overtaken the Onion in quality satire, and that also the Hard Times isn’t satire anymore.

Oh absolutely, the Onion’s best writers have been gone more than a decade. It’s SNL level dreck now.

Meanwhile hard times is running a gamer for President:
https://mobile.twitter.com/GamerPres2020/status/1223302652051836928

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Confirmed cases in New York and Florida :tif:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
My parents are going on a cruise next week and I'd say it's probably about a 50% chance at this point they'll get it.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Acebuckeye13 posted:

My parents are going on a cruise next week and I'd say it's probably about a 50% chance at this point they'll get it.

Seems like there's a pretty simple solution to that problem if you ask me.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

Don Dongington posted:

Seems like there's a pretty simple solution to that problem if you ask me.

I mean unfortunately it's a themed cruise, so they can't reschedule it, and it's something they've been waiting all year for. All I can really do is cross my fingers and hope they manage to dodge this particular bullet.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Remember that your parents are adults capable of making their own decisions, and in the end you are not responsible for what they do. Just advise them best you can and express your concern.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Hopefully they're not too ancient


It's literally Russian roulette if you're over 80

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Oh good, so for the lower risk ages, it's only about twice as lethal as the flu's overall rate.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
How the gently caress did we miss this last month??

https://twitter.com/kristenresists/status/1233473967291293699?s=19

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