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LingcodKilla posted:I don’t like either men at all. Say what you will about Mike Bloomberg, but at least he speaks coherently and can walk a straight line.
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Just left the Eden Prairie Costco, they sold out of bottled water, antiseptic wipes, and bleach. THIS IS SUBURBAN TWIN CITIES, WE'RE GONNA BE FINE YOU PANICKY MOTHERFUCKERS
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Don Dongington posted:Pete will get sec state in the Biden cabinet and do an unfathomably bad job of it, war crimes and all, before running against Biden in the 2024 primary, and becoming the front runner in 2028 on a platform of 'Its My Turn Now'. Nah, he needs to go home to the Company and become the Deputy Director (Intelligence). Then he can serve as a door gunner on a transport chopper while trying to extract a paramilitary team from Columbia.
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Defenestrategy posted:Is this actually a thing where rich people actually hate each other and just marry off to each other for status' sake. That seems hilarious. Yes and sometimes they play sexy murder games.
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Milo and POTUS posted:So he's confirmed for Fox News then. 
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Welp Christchurch?
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Bored As gently caress posted:Christ. Our country is truly hosed. Even if we get Biden, it'll just be less lovely, but still lovely. No green new deal. No dealing with climate change as an existential threat. It'll be four years of Biden reaching across the aisle while the GOP just throws poo poo all over him and obstructs everything. He's completely out of touch. Biden probably still thinks that Mitch McConnell is a good guy deep down.
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Biden is the guy who sees the primary beneficiary of public policy as upper class white people in the suburbs, and screw anyone else. Keep the scary brown people away from our property values, let me keep my job as vice president of a HMO, help me send my two kids to a Ivy League school while keeping out the riffraf, make politics go back to the way it was in the first 4 seasons of the West Wing.
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Mar 5, 2020 20:16
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FrozenVent posted:A lot of this makes more sense if you think of the West Wing generation vs
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Mar 5, 2020 20:50
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Fister Roboto posted:Biden has basically said on many occasions that he intends to be a Republican in all but name. Including literally saying that he might choose a Republican VP. Biden/McConnell 2020
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Mar 5, 2020 21:25
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Woofer posted:Trump is gonna run in 2024. "A Democrat ran for a third term, that means Trump can! It's only fair!" - Hannity in 2024.
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Mar 6, 2020 01:28
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Current event: I've been watching Paradise PD on Netflix because I hate myself, and they show Tucker Carlson claiming that gypsies are a threat to America. They didn't make it up: https://youtu.be/QBBRgvXXPFg
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Old Boot posted:Not that I mind dunking on Trump, but is there any actual substance to the stimulant thing? Because last I checked the guy has been a Noted Teetotaler, even by people who both know and absolutely loathe him.
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Mar 7, 2020 23:56
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Casimir Radon posted:TicTacs for when he attempts to force his flabby rear end on women. I am legitimately surprised he is still alive. He must have Mr Burns Disease Syndrome, but with chemicals instead.
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Milo and POTUS posted:So... that'll get you high? Cuz I doubt he's whipping it up himself https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenylephrine Doctors use it to spike low blood pressure and dialate pupils, I suppose you could trip balls if you ate enough tablets.
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TCD posted:And a Marine at Fort Belvoir in VA So Covid-19 is a STD?
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Nick Soapdish posted:I assumed the good genes having guy was talking about how they closed or at least even more severely restricted the US-Mexico border The King of Saudi Arabia is still alive. https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...2760_story.html
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Double posting, but here's the mandatory write up in the NY Times about how Trump has been loving up everything about the virus. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/07/us/politics/trump-coronavirus.html quote:But the president still has his bullhorn. During his visit to the C.D.C., Mr. Trump told reporters that he was not inclined to let 21 people who tested positive for the virus on a cruise ship off the coast of California onto American soil.
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Is 'source greasing' what I think it is?
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Ok wow, the Dow Jones and SP 500 have completely poo poo the bed. Hello recession my old friend...
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maffew buildings posted:"Here's one last piece of advice. Aim higher. Your passion for change seems to be mostly for yourselves—health insurance, child care, student loans, paid family leave. Our passion was often to help others: civil rights, apartheid and famines in places like Bangladesh, Biafra and Ethiopia. Yes, it was naïve to think that a few concerts like Live Aid could save millions, but it was rooted in good intentions. Our generation may have failed in the execution, but we did not fail in ambition." MotherFUCKER this is more self-feliating then the urban legend about Marlyan Manson.
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stealie72 posted:Have we considered that this might be Andy Kauffman re-emerging into the world? Destroying capitalism as a performance art piece? If anyone would do that, it would be Andy Kauffman, if only as a act of revenge against CBS.
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Honestly I'm not gonna worry about Coronavirus, if only because I've been getting "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!1!" screamed at me by Fox and CNN once a month for the last 20 years. A strong flu is a 2 on the disaster scale, maybe a 3 if coughing blood is a symptom.
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SimonCat posted:From the Congressional Record: I forget, was the whole 'Saddam wants nukes' story a out-and-out lie, or just a really bad distortion of the truth? I could have sworn I read some CIA analysis online somewhere that said that Saddam may have wanted nukes, but didn't stand a chance in hell of getting anything even close.
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Fister Roboto posted:On the bright side, the attempts to get peopled hyped for Biden over then next 8 months are going to be hilariously awful. "I'm just mild about Biden!"
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Fister Roboto posted:I bet they'll hire some internet memelords to try to turn his dementia ramblings into "haha that's so funny, we all love Uncle Joe Is it dementia or stuttering? Because honestly, as someone with a stutter, I sympathize with him on that. Get me up in front of a crown and I start doing my Porky Pig impression.
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Woofer posted:Because he needs to drop out and endorse Biden so that he can get a position in his cabinet. I could see him as Secretary of HUD.
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ASAPI posted:So, a friend in DC is saying that there will be an announcement this evening with Trump mandating that all non grocery and/or pharmacies close for two weeks. Wait EVERYTHING closes? Even generic office parks?
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Internet Wizard posted:Sucker Punch is exactly the sort of exploitative fetish bait that it’s pretending to criticize. The only difference is that it turns to the camera and goes “isn’t this exploitation awful” and then goes straight back to it. I’d argue it’s worse than the typical sexist exploitation because it’s aware of how awful that is, but consciously does it anyways. I'm not sure if it was fetish bait, but it was a pretty bad movie. The best way I can describe it is, some executive producer had a intern look at the Tumblr and Facebook pages of high school anime club presidents across the US, then complied a list of the recurring images and created a Mad Libs-style script.
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Repost from the MN thread:gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/Stowydad/status/1239680840927510528 Looks like everything except retail is getting shut down starting tomorrow.
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My school cancelled my commencement ceremony. 
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My dad just bought some yeast to bake his own bread for the first time, and he's very seriousaly thinking about building a chicken coop and buying a few hens for fresh eggs. I can't tell if he's crazy or forward thinking at this point.
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Defenestrategy posted:How does congress handle voting with senators absent? Is there a quorum and things get passed with a majority, is there a bare number of people present required to do "business" or if enough people leave/get sick does congress just shut down? Mitch McConnell stands up and mumbles 'no' for 20 minutes, then the vote is postponed indefinitely.
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He's not mad, just disappointed.
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I think Minnesota is next on the shutdown list, I just got sent home on one-hour notice. Literally, 'pack up your workstation and hook it up at home, here's the VPN login, good luck'. 
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Best Friends posted:Free money for some, mandatory loans for others Is the 1.5k a one off, or a recurring benefit?
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RFC2324 posted:but war is good for the economy! Shooty wars not coughing wars.
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